For anyone that's interested, we put out a new album today:



It's all played on shortscales. Even the drums.

KELLAR IN YOUR EAR LIKE A RABBIT IN A HAT

KELLAR

We are putting out a new digi-only EP in the next few weeks, very different to the album that's currently up there. GET IT DOWN YOUR EAR-NECK.

Sonic Pharmacy. And I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting in the pharmacy itself right now. Some fucking mad man pedals - half my board is made by them and I've just picked another rather fantastic box from them today. Only on Facebook at the moment, but worth checking them out - no demos up ...

I have a voltage starve unit, I don't use it much though. When I do, I tend to use it with a BF-2, cutting the voltage right out and back in, it gives some interesting pops and whistles, good for ambient stuff. I've tried it with various fuzz and distortion boxes and although you CAN get some cool t...

I'm hoping that the things I use it with will make the difference. I know exactly what I want from it and that it can do it, so it's just a case of chaining that up with some other ridiculous things.

It's going to sound batshit mental.

honeyiscool wrote:

gaybear wrote:haha, people find the weirdest things to hate.

This is the standard response when I complain about Strat jacks on offsets.

They look like utter shit, so it's a fair complaint.

thickarms wrote:fuck, this is great.

CORRECT. And THANKS. We're putting together the new album at the moment culled from further hours and hours of improv noising. The new stuff sounds very, very different, but that can't be a bad thing.

Still no stupid singing though, fact fiends.

I had a look at these very guitars yesterday. They're tasty. £739, not bad.

Mike wrote:Would need photographic evidence to compare, as it is this is an empty clam.

I don't see how shellfish are important here.

That's pretty much what I thought. They look almost as beautiful as I do.

Mike wrote:I stare at them really hard.

BLAM, MOTHERFUCKER.

Are they hand painted, printed? Daubed on with a gnat's cock?

How do you put the finishes on these? The images, I mean.

I really don't think there's anyone out there that can sing over this.

He's ALL MAN.

stewart wrote:"texture rock", i believe the children are calling it. it's very good.

The only person calling it that is our Dave.

THANKS, HONKY/SWEETHEART

Is this some sort of fucking joke?

I'm late to this particular party. But I like this.

So I can finally post in this section, even though I've had a link to our album in my sig for a while. You should go and listen to my band, Kellar, make odd noises, here:

KELLAR

You don't have to, like. But you should. Criticism welcome, but most likely ignored.

Yeah, I think the MP has pretty much won here.

Thanks all, but also curse you, still.

So, basically, I want the ability to have three simultaneous octaves. One up, one down and one in the middle. The Ring Thing can't do this, but I sort of want one now I've had a proper look into it. The Micro Pog CAN, but doesn't do the other fancy shizzlematizzle. Whilst I want all that shiz, it's ...