Ok, call me crazy but I always wanted to build a tribute to the Norma and Eko guitars that came in the heavy flake back in the day. Have a custom tort pick guard made that was more angular and pointy...substitute some white witch hat knobs...and blasphemous as it is get rid of the chrome knob/input ...

I know what it is! Well at least I know what mine is badged as. "Regal"

Bought from a garage sale for $35...I let my 3 year old (carefully) play with it.