Then I found this. It was on ebay. I called the seller directly with an offer, emphasized that if he took it off ebay, he'd save on the commission, and made a special shipping request (Priority Mail + tracking to a PO Box in PR). Offer was accepted. It is mine.
It's an Ibanez NDM1, the weird duct tape Noodles signature Talman. Another guitar from a player I'm not a fan of (although I do enjoy an occasional Offspring song on the radio). It's got a bright red SD Pearly Gates on the bridge, a removable pickup cover on the neck, and a fair amount of buckle rash and missing duct tape on the back.
I'll probably just take off the pickup cover from the neck, put some new duct tape + clear on the back, and leave it as is. I'm excited. This isn't the Olive Green P90 TC620 Talman I used to have, but this seems like it'l be tons of fun.







