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Terrible horrible no-good very-bad guitar

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10 PRINT "Bite Me!"
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I saw this shit all the time on Craigslist whenever I looked for Jaguars and Jazzmasters. the fact that he tries to sell these for so much pisses me off much more than falsely tagging his shit with Jaguar and Jazzmaster.
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Well, at least they mutilated a strat rather than a good guitar.
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Pens wrote:Well, at least they mutilated a strat rather than a good guitar.
yeah and for the low low starting bid of $480 it can be yours.
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Post by luciguci »

Although, you gotta admire this guy's persistence/thick skull. I can't imagine he's sold any of his "custom designs" ever, but he keeps trying, damn it.

We could learn from him. Never give up, even if you suck.
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ITS GOT A PIN ON IT THAT SAYS "SF <3 MOZ"

I HOPE THE SF STANDS FOR STUPID FUCKS
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I always liked the Westerberg First Act. Think First Act are out of the guitar game now except for some very basic starter packs. On a side note, I'd not listened to any of Westerberg's solo stuff for years until the other day, and it's still really good.
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Pens wrote:Well, at least they mutilated a strat rather than a good guitar.
come at me bro
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timhulio wrote:
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I always liked the Westerberg First Act. Think First Act are out of the guitar game now except for some very basic starter packs. On a side note, I'd not listened to any of Westerberg's solo stuff for years until the other day, and it's still really good.
First Act's Custom Shop guitars look pretty great. I'm especially a fan of that First Act guitar that came with that one Volkswagon. They go for super cheap since people just see "First Act" and assume that it's a cheap POS. That VW First Act is really good though, and solved the whole "ugly ferrules coming out of a string through guitar" problem by covering it with a bar that looks like a stop bar. plus it has two switches for a clean boost and distortion that have their controls on the guitar and i just think that's cool

I want one of them.

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wait what were we talking about again i kinda forgot
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The body shape looks sort of nice but everything else on it is lolz.
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Paradigmforcosmos wrote:The body shape looks sort of nice but everything else on it is lolz.
Yeah, I was just about to comment on liking the reshaping of the body... I was trying to figure out what had that body shape with the strat electronics until I read the description.

Aside from that, it looks completely unplayable.
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Post by cur »

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LOL @ This is a a rare one of a kind custom Jaime Sommers design guitar by me.

*THE BUTTONS AND NECKLACE/KEYCHAINS (AROUND FRANKENSTEIN'S NECK) ON THERE ARE NOT FOR SALE, THEY'RE JUST THERE TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE IT*

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timhulio wrote:
I always liked the Westerberg First Act. Think First Act are out of the guitar game now except for some very basic starter packs.

I agree, a few years ago while home I messed about with the above Westerberg at Marshalls (one of those "brand names for less" shops) that was sitting there priced at $45. It looked great and rang just fine, would have made a nice little "firsty" if I actually needed one.
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Post by Concretebadger »

I was about to say, "I wouldn't mind if it sounded and played great, even if it looks like someone vomited up the dismembered corpse of one of the Bay City Rollers onto a guitar," then read this.
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for $50-100, yay.

anything higher, nay.
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Post by robert(original) »

thank god he left the original tuners on there, those things are amazing!!!!!
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Post by Snake »

What is that guy thinking :shock: :roll: :lol:
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