Show me your "sponge worthy" guitars!

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:23 am

wait this means you're going to have sex with them?

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:49 pm

westtexasred · Post by **westtexasred** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:32 pm

brainfur wrote:wait this means you're going to have sex with them?

I'm married.

theshadowofseattle wrote:idgi

Yada,yada...guitars that meet your highest standards.

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:08 pm

No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.

James · Post by **James** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:27 pm

brainfur wrote:...using a discontinued method of birth control.

As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:19 pm

James wrote:
brainfur wrote:...using a discontinued method of birth control.
As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.

Aug kidnaps them, murders them and DDDave turns them into an attractive tooled belt, wallet or posing pouch.

Mages · Post by **Mages** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:35 pm

theshadowofseattle wrote:idgi

westtexasred · Post by **westtexasred** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:55 pm

brainfur wrote:No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.

Yes that is it exactly. Where do I put the sponge? Should I loosen the strings first?

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 pm

I want you to fuck the trem cavity on that sexy lil strat. Watch out for the claw!