Way to sell it, bro

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Way to sell it, bro

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Well, one way.

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"Once owned by brad delp of rock band boston and beatle juice , outside varnish is cracking. plays good, needs full body restoration. celluoid is cracked. however being auctioned off as a piece of history. brad delp commited suicide"

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Leon McAuliffe's ca 1935 Supertone lap steel Bob Wills & The Texas PLAYBOYS
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Fender STRATOCASTER 1959 or 1964
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there's no Bob Wills in the Leon one, just a stupid hottie and a bunch of crap albums strewn about. If you keep the inappropriate hottie at least use some Bob Wills paraphernalia, or dress her up as a cowgirl or something. And those emo eyes, you want a homespun gal that sparkles.
I like the Strat in a box, makes it look affordable.
The suicide reference in the first one, though in questionable taste at least pays tribute to the dead artist marketing concept.
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It's like if Nicole Richie just kept huffing stuff out of fluorescent light bulbs all this time, instead of giving it up last January.
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Are those actually supposed to be appealing? What's with the prostitute?
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Fine Swine wrote:Are those actually supposed to be appealing? What's with the prostitute?
She needs to sell the lapsteel so she can buy more black tar.
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Not happening. Does it come with penicillin?
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