Jagstang neck door handles ...

othomas2 · Post by **othomas2** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:05 pm

This is taking Kurtz to an all new level... Stupid Brits !!!

If you thought that was bad enough then this is on the other side

Wouldn't mind but it looks a bit shit. Hopefully they were damaged or somethin.

Best and most valuable bit about the jag stang lol

George · Post by **George** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:10 pm

kurdtz noobs in roo-ins

where are they? we should free those necks from their tyranny

Noirie. · Post by **Noirie.** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:13 pm

Ain't this at Wembley guitar centre?

johnnyseven · Post by **johnnyseven** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:20 pm

It's Regent Sounds on Denmark Street, posted this a while ago (I think) in the Diary Thread.

othomas2 · Post by **othomas2** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:21 pm

No lol... It's down Denmark Street ...

George · Post by **George** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:22 pm

regent sounds are about to receive a strongly worded email

please write any sentences you would like included itt

HNB · Post by **HNB** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:39 pm

Lame. That is one of the best parts on a Jag-Stang. SUPER comfy necks....

luciguci · Post by **luciguci** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:53 pm

both statements in my signature please

mkt3000 · Post by **mkt3000** » Sun May 19, 2013 4:23 pm

Dear Cunts,

First and foremost, I want to apologize for the use of the word 'cunts' in the greeting, as comparing you to a cunt, is an insult to the wonderful vagina. However, its connotation expresses how I feel about you.

Why do I feel about you in this way? Because you are using Fender Jag-stang necks - the greatest shortscale neck made - as door handles.

AND CONTINUE FROM HERE

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Sun May 19, 2013 10:47 pm

wow.... there is no way those necks are too damaged to use. unless... i dunnno the truss rod is broken.... but fender should replace that for free, its a part of the warranty.

matte30is · Post by **matte30is** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:26 pm

Someone shoud take a screwdriver and free it.

louis · Post by **louis** » Mon May 20, 2013 1:41 am

Fun fact - I bought my LH Jagstang from across the road. So they're not ALL going on door handles!

Are we absolutely sure these are legit and they aren't just trolling with their decals?

smokes · Post by **smokes** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:57 pm

I saw one of these on my way into that shop - I didn't realise it was meant to be a door handle. Seems a massive facking waste to me! In their defense, they are one of the few shops on that street that isn't staffed by total dicks. The place that used to be next door but moved to above Andy's being the main offender. THEY MADE MY BLOOD BOIL

smokes · Post by **smokes** » Mon May 20, 2013 3:10 pm

cordless drill/screwdriver could free that lefty neck in less than 20 seconds! Is the Jag-Stang neck profile unique to that instrument? Or is it the same as the older Japanese 69 Mustang reissues?

71Smallbox · Post by **71Smallbox** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:31 pm

LizardKing wrote:A screwdriver and some quick work then a little wood patching and they could be as good as new.
They probably WERE new before they were turned into some gay door art.

I don't understand how are these "gay", Do these doorknobs give you the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock or something?

johnnyseven · Post by **johnnyseven** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:17 pm

When I saw them they seemed to have been very carefully fitted, with screws through the tuner holes, as to not damage them.

luciguci · Post by **luciguci** » Wed May 22, 2013 4:24 am

71Smallbox wrote:
LizardKing wrote:A screwdriver and some quick work then a little wood patching and they could be as good as new.
They probably WERE new before they were turned into some gay door art.
I don't understand how are these "gay", Do these doorknobs give you the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock or something?

I find that just being in the same room as a Jag-Stang gives me the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock.

paul_ · Post by **paul_** » Wed May 22, 2013 4:50 am

George wrote:regent sounds are about to receive a strongly worded email

please write any sentences you would like included itt

"that's SO raven"

matte30is wrote:Someone shoud take a screwdriver and free it.

A doorway in the UK, innit. You'll end up part of a CCTV miniseries called "Thieving Cunts".
By part 3 they'll show you having a shit later that day from inside the bowl and all.

Brandon W · Post by **Brandon W** » Wed May 22, 2013 2:19 pm

Somebody get some balls and remove them. Do it.

DanHeron · Post by **DanHeron** » Wed May 22, 2013 5:36 pm

Maybe just ask to buy them? Might get a good deal. There are door handles already on the doors, they don't need them.