Holy Fucking Shit (Squier VM VI)

mkt3000 · Post by **mkt3000** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:13 pm

!!!!!!!!!!

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:19 pm

CAN'T SEE THE PICTURES.

Somebody rehost on the shortscale uploader so I can see them at work.

However, from the comments I'm going to assume this is a Squier VI with blocks and binding.

The idea of which is giving me a fucking chubby like you wouldn't believe. You know how a girl with big boobs and a sweater accidentally brushes them against you, and you're all "OH SHIT I CAN FEEL THEM BUT I CAN'T REALLY SEE THEM"? That.

Rehost the fucking pics.

BearBoy · Post by **BearBoy** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:38 pm

ekwatts wrote:CAN'T SEE THE PICTURES.

Somebody rehost on the shortscale uploader so I can see them at work.

However, from the comments I'm going to assume this is a Squier VI with blocks and binding.

The idea of which is giving me a fucking chubby like you wouldn't believe. You know how a girl with big boobs and a sweater accidentally brushes them against you, and you're all "OH SHIT I CAN FEEL THEM BUT I CAN'T REALLY SEE THEM"? That.

Rehost the fucking pics.

Don't think I have access to the uploader but hopefully someone else will be able to sort that.

But, your assumption is correct: Squier VI with blocks and binding in sunburst, white and black. "Proper" VI set up too rather than weirdo JM pickups or humbuckers etc.

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:40 pm

Black blocks and binding on maple? A white Bass VI?

If this is real I'm postponing my long over-due killing spree a little bit longer.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:47 pm

ekwatts wrote:You know how a girl with big boobs and a sweater accidentally brushes them against you, and you're all "OH SHIT I CAN FEEL THEM BUT I CAN'T REALLY SEE THEM"? That.

Whilst in a new era of equality this is probably best left unsaid: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Surely one of the defining moments of any male pubescent (or post pubescent) life. I'm thinking grass green mohair for optimum impact.

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:13 pm

Dave wrote:
ekwatts wrote:You know how a girl with big boobs and a sweater accidentally brushes them against you, and you're all "OH SHIT I CAN FEEL THEM BUT I CAN'T REALLY SEE THEM"? That.
Whilst in a new era of equality this is probably best left unsaid: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Surely one of the defining moments of any male pubescent (or post pubescent) life. I'm thinking grass green mohair for optimum impact.

Ohhh baby.

mkt3000 · Post by **mkt3000** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:16 pm

ekwatts wrote:CAN'T SEE THE PICTURES.

Better?

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:27 pm

Jiizzzzzzzz.

Y'know, if these are real.

Noisy Cat · Post by **Noisy Cat** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:43 pm

Would like black with tort.

Oh yeah, how do these differ from regular 6-string basses again?

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:04 pm

Because they're 30" scale (or 30.8" or something), the scale of a Mustang Bass, and are string E to E instead of B to B or whatever wide-necked six string abortions are usually strung to. The width and feel of the neck feels like a cross between a P-bass and a guitar. It sits between the two rather than existing as a direct iteration of one or the other.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:06 pm

I wonder if they'll have vintage correct A-Width nuts. Probably not.

benecol · Post by **benecol** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:22 pm

I hope not - I can't wrangle an A-width neck.

jumbledupthinking · Post by **jumbledupthinking** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:34 pm

If this actually pans out, will be bagging one of these for sure. Squier are on fucking fire at the moment - if Fender were even 10% as on it in terms of putting out models that I would actually want to own, I'd still be some sort of fully paid up Fender fanboy.

Hate to say it, as I'm normally pretty anti-sunburst, but the sunburst model looks like the best one of these to me.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:44 pm

benecol wrote:I hope not - I can't wrangle an A-width neck.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU TIMOTHY

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:45 pm

Nowai. If these are real then I'm buying one right away.

Noisy Cat · Post by **Noisy Cat** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:52 pm

Do people play these through guitar or bass amps?

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:57 pm

Noisy Cat wrote:Do people play these through guitar or bass amps?

They plug directly into their

mkt3000 · Post by **mkt3000** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:02 pm

Noisy Cat wrote:Do people play these through guitar or bass amps?

I've heard guitar amps with bass cabs/speakers. I have an AC15VR that I never use (I prefer my modded AC15CC1), so I'm thinking of putting in a bass speaker and playing it through that... should this be a real thing and I get it.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:35 pm

HOLY LIVING FUCK!!!
We've never seen anything like these

jculpjr · Post by **jculpjr** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:01 pm

Are these Vista?