wow more garbage shit awful trash fender

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:07 pm

http://www.fender.com/series/artist/jim-root-jazzmaster-ebony-fingerboard-flat-black/

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:14 pm

no like

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:43 pm

Christ, that's fucking horrible.

George · Post by **George** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:44 pm

matching headstock, and not named a jazzmaster and i see the appeal to shred heads

timhulio · Post by **timhulio** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:57 pm

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Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:03 pm

Hey Fender.
Your big offset bodied guitars look SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT without all the hardware that justified their size and pickguards because design.

vroaches · Post by **vroaches** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:29 pm

timhulio wrote:Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.

This.

Reading the OP's signature also left an even worse taste in my mouth for this JM....

Golden_Sonic · Post by **Golden_Sonic** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:30 pm

laterallateral wrote:Hey Fender.
Your big offset bodied guitars look SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT without all the hardware that justified their size and pickguards because design.

The first shitty Fender of the year: I can't imagine what else they will release... FUCK!

Concretebadger · Post by **Concretebadger** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:30 pm

Wow, a JM that not even I would want. That's a first.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:37 pm

It's like he never found out about every other fucking Ibanez model made between 1983 and 1995.

sp3k · Post by **sp3k** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:50 pm

I kind of like it

needs a black headstock

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:57 pm

vroaches wrote:
timhulio wrote:Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.
This.

Reading the OP's signature also left an even worse taste in my mouth for this JM....

u dont even have a signature jerk

Freddy V-C · Post by **Freddy V-C** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:25 pm

This is a thing of beauty, same as every other Jim Root signature guitar. Those SLIPKNOT MOTHER FUCKER chaps just have good taste, I reckon. I love my Mick Thomson Warlock.

Fakir Mustache · Post by **Fakir Mustache** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:26 pm

I hate satin finishes in general, but I like the black tuners.

Really, I don't care. If they made only stuff I would want I would have tons of useless shit.

As it is, Squier/Fender already has at least 6 or 7 models I would be interested in, and that is too much already.

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:32 pm

The sig is way too huge, does anybody still moderate this forum?

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:44 pm

jcyphe wrote:The sig is way too huge, does anybody still moderate this forum?

sigh, ok i fixed it

Freddy V-C · Post by **Freddy V-C** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:45 pm

Still kinda huge...

BearBoy · Post by **BearBoy** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:53 pm

WTF is "clop-shaming"?

brainfur · Post by **brainfur** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:54 pm

Freddy V-C wrote:Still kinda huge...

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

aen · Post by **aen** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:56 pm

Bah, the JM and Jag really fall apart without a pickguard, huh?

I like his Strat, minus the active pickups.