2 SPOOKY 4 ME

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:13 am

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/msg/4344114201.html

Squier Mustang Bass - $250 (Fowler Ave)

Awesome bass, owned less than three months, retails @ $300(ish). It might be haunted, but it sounds great. Enjoy.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:21 am

These things came out like last year. HOW IS IT ALREADY HAUNTED???

Beau · Post by **Beau** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:48 am

A lot can be seen in a year; never to be unseen.

George · Post by **George** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:38 am

ok I'm done

Viljami · Post by **Viljami** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:14 am

Perhaps the poor thing witnessed a star being tattoo'd to a lady's thing-next-to-the-unmentionable-thing (AKA Pit of Sarlacc)..

Fakir Mustache · Post by **Fakir Mustache** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:49 am

The rosewood fingerboard turned white in fear?

aen · Post by **aen** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:49 pm

A child died in the factory while making it, and you hear the wailing through the amp.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:25 pm

aen wrote:A child died in the factory while making it, and you hear the wailing through the amp.

That'd match up great with the wierdo disembodied preacher you can hear coming out of my Doom On You.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:35 pm

It was found leaning up against the inside of the door to this place?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

BillClay · Post by **BillClay** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:09 am

Play slap bass until the ghost is driven our.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:57 pm

Buy it anyway.

Post by **Doog** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:55 pm

George · Post by **George** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:48 pm

We're all spooky skeletons wrapped in a zombie and possessed by a ghost