Judging bands by their pedal boards

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:35 pm

benecol wrote:
theshadowofseattle wrote:Benecol: Accurate other than not remembering anything in the past 5 years.

I just think its a bit impressive to have the audacity tell someone not to use a derogatory term for their own people because it makes you uncomfortable. It's like a new distilled, freebaseable form of white guilt.

WE INVENTED THESE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU NEGATIVELY, AND NOW THAT YOUR CULTURE HAS INTERNALIZED THEM AND WE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, CAN YOU NOT REMIND US OF THEM??? IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAKE I SWEAR.
Yep, that's exactly it Shad. It's my discomfort. Not you enjoying the frisson of a bit of casual racism. Oh no.

I'm not racist; some of my best friends are peanutbutters.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:42 pm

I love peanut butter.

dezb1 · Post by **dezb1** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:06 pm

Peanut butter is a racist insult? I've never heard that one.

benecol · Post by **benecol** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:12 pm

It's how the n-word is word-filtered on here.

aen · Post by **aen** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:22 pm

Oh, Hey, I just got a message from the Common Fucking Sense Institute of Planet Earth.

BLACK PEOPLE CAN SAY NIGGER
GAY MEN CAN SAY FAGGOT
LESBIANS CAN SAY DYKE
MEXICANS CAN SAY BEANER
CHINESE CAN SAY CHINK
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT

IF ONE PERSON IN ONE OF THESE MINORITIES SAYS DIRECTLY TO YOU: "YOU CAN CALL ME THAT HATE WORD" THEN I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THAT ONE SPECIFIC PERSON THAT HATE WORD, BUT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IN PUBLIC.

OTHERWISE GET FUCKED

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:27 pm

benecol wrote:It's how the n-word is word-filtered on here.

It used to be but hasn't been for a long time. Keep up.

George · Post by **George** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:29 pm

aen wrote:Oh, Hey, I just got a message from the Common Fucking Sense Institute of Planet Earth.

BLACK PEOPLE CAN SAY NIGGER
GAY MEN CAN SAY FAGGOT
LESBIANS CAN SAY DYKE
MEXICANS CAN SAY BEANER
CHINESE CAN SAY CHINK
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT

IF ONE PERSON IN ONE OF THESE MINORITIES SAYS DIRECTLY TO YOU: "YOU CAN CALL ME THAT HATE WORD" THEN I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THAT ONE SPECIFIC PERSON THAT HATE WORD, BUT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IN PUBLIC.

OTHERWISE GET FUCKED

this.

also, i think a good litmus test is to ask yourself, "hmm, would i use the word faggot in a room full of gay people i didn't know?", or nigger in front of black people, or whatever. that's a good place to start. and chances are you wouldn't.

this is why i find the whole "haha, i said faggot/nigger on the internet" so embarrassing and cowardly. it completely removes the consequences and lets you hide behind anonymity while being a little bit edgy

also, ykk221, i hadn't realised and would have worded what i'd said differently so sorry about that, but the points remain the same.

aen · Post by **aen** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:33 pm

Maybe white guys are sore because there's no special bad word for us.
Cracker. Come on. I love crackers. Graham crackers, wheat thins, what have you. Honky.. dude, come hear my goose impression, its incredibly accurate. I fooled a fucking goose once.

benecol · Post by **benecol** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:33 pm

aen wrote: FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT

DULLSHORTSCALESWEARFACT: that's because in the UK, it's used against men and women indeterminately, so while it's the MEGASWEAR, it's not used particularly mysoginistically, like it tends to be in the US. For that reason, and since it was frequently Americans I was using this word against, I have completely replaced it with "arsehole".

Because I care.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:34 pm

George wrote:
aen wrote:Oh, Hey, I just got a message from the Common Fucking Sense Institute of Planet Earth.

BLACK PEOPLE CAN SAY NIGGER
GAY MEN CAN SAY FAGGOT
LESBIANS CAN SAY DYKE
MEXICANS CAN SAY BEANER
CHINESE CAN SAY CHINK
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT

IF ONE PERSON IN ONE OF THESE MINORITIES SAYS DIRECTLY TO YOU: "YOU CAN CALL ME THAT HATE WORD" THEN I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THAT ONE SPECIFIC PERSON THAT HATE WORD, BUT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IN PUBLIC.

OTHERWISE GET FUCKED

this.

also, i think a good litmus test is to ask yourself, "hmm, would i use the word faggot in a room full of gay people i didn't know?", or nigger in front of black people, or whatever. that's a good place to start. and chances are you wouldn't.

this is why i find the whole "haha, i said faggot/nigger on the internet" so embarrassing and cowardly. it completely removes the consequences and lets you hide behind anonymity while being a little bit edgy

also, ykk221, i hadn't realised and would have worded what i'd said differently so sorry about that, but the points remain the same.

Its all good. I dont hold grudges, esspecially on the internet. The internet is for lulz and such.

spirograph · Post by **spirograph** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:42 am

true, but we dont really need some confused kid turning up to shortscale in the future, n reading some hatespeak here, n deciding, "fuckit, these lot are a bunch of bigots" n goin n complainin to the NSA or some shit do we.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:55 am

spirograph wrote:true, but we dont really need some confused kid turning up to shortscale in the future, n reading some hatespeak here, n deciding, "fuckit, these lot are a bunch of bigots" n goin n complainin to the NSA or some shit do we.

wut. Since when was I gonna speak to the NSA. Fuck the NSA.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:57 am

sand where would I get the idea that you are bigots?

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:58 am

benecol wrote:
aen wrote: FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT
DULLSHORTSCALESWEARFACT: that's because in the UK, it's used against men and women indeterminately, so while it's the MEGASWEAR, it's not used particularly mysoginistically, like it tends to be in the US. For that reason, and since it was frequently Americans I was using this word against, I have completely replaced it with "arsehole".

Because I care.

Yep. It's one of my most used generic nouns in real life, but I don't use it on here at all really.

spirograph · Post by **spirograph** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:05 am

ykk211 wrote:sand where would I get the idea that you are bigots?

NOT YOU!!! i meant in the future. ya know, that place that isnt ere yet. sometimes people in the future read things written in the past and misunderstand em. i dont want someone showing up here in the future thinking this is an ok place to be throwing racist/homophobic shit around. cant speak for everyone, but thats just my opinion.

i dont care what you do or dont tell the NSA. i think (and kinda hope) that theyve got more important things to be getting on with.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:26 am

spirograph wrote:
ykk211 wrote:sand where would I get the idea that you are bigots?
NOT YOU!!! i meant in the future. ya know, that place that isnt ere yet. sometimes people in the future read things written in the past and misunderstand em. i dont want someone showing up here in the future thinking this is an ok place to be throwing racist/homophobic shit around. cant speak for everyone, but thats just my opinion.

i dont care what you do or dont tell the NSA. i think (and kinda hope) that theyve got more important things to be getting on with.

Oh, i get it now. Silly me. It doesn't seem the NSA really are doing anything good with their time though, does it?

spirograph · Post by **spirograph** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:34 am

i dont think any good can come from it tbh! i dont know what they really do. i mean most of it is automated innit. fuck em.

back on topic. i aint too fussed what guitar or fx someone plays. i usually turn up late n cant see anyway. a PRS can ring alarm bells tho. i kinda like the PRS Mira, but no-one english would dream of calling a guitar mira, due to...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moors_murders

its a nice guitar tho

gusman2x · Post by **gusman2x** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:47 am

aen wrote:FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERYBODY IN ENGLAND GETS TO SAY CUNT

Yeah, where I come from it's a very commonly used word. It can be used with negative connotation, but more often than not, it's purely colloquial. Fore example, when referring to a person that you know, but another party does not, you might say: "Aye don't worry, he's a good cunt him". Or when giving a friend a gentle ribbing about being sensitive, you might say: "Behave yourself, ya soft cunt"

If used as an insult, it's rather offensive, but if somone was going to insult you by calling you a swear word, you're more likely to be refferred to as an Arsehole. And that's pretty much exclusively and insult.

George · Post by **George** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:04 am

i try and curb the use of the word cunt a lot now. in real life it seems a little too vulgar (again, unless in an affectionate way), and online i worry about how it comes across to americans. i let it slip every now and again though. hard not to

Concretebadger · Post by **Concretebadger** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:35 am

You Stateside folks need to start using the word 'wanker'. I can't believe such a good insult hasn't taken off over there yet.