Fuckin' gross

Beau · Post by **Beau** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:14 pm

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fender-Style-Ja ... 35d3c2353b

HNB · Post by **HNB** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:30 pm

Listing error. Should be Jagmaster not Jazzmaster. Also should have seizure warning.

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:29 pm

man whatever that would look totally ill on stage

gusman2x · Post by **gusman2x** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:55 pm

Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:03 pm

I too really like it. I love the led thing, thatd be awesome at a show.

dezb1 · Post by **dezb1** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:44 pm

gusman2x wrote:Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.

fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...

gusman2x · Post by **gusman2x** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:21 pm

dezb1 wrote:
gusman2x wrote:Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.
fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...

Ha! And you could make he-man shaped ice cubes from the tray, that tasted ever so slightly, the same as the sweets.

Freddy V-C · Post by **Freddy V-C** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:41 am

theshadowofseattle wrote:man whatever that would look totally ill on stage

I'd hit it.

moogmusic · Post by **moogmusic** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:14 am

Light up guitars rule. Especially if they flash in time with da beatz.

71Smallbox · Post by **71Smallbox** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:50 pm

Somebody should punch that guy in the nuts.

JordanD · Post by **JordanD** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:01 pm

That's great, love it!

Post by **Doog** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:23 pm

gusman2x wrote:
dezb1 wrote:
gusman2x wrote:Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.
fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...
Ha! And you could make he-man shaped ice cubes from the tray, that tasted ever so slightly, the same as the sweets.

Hahahah yesssss!

I used to do that with my action figure packaging shells. With squash, to make it taste of something.

Ankhanu · Post by **Ankhanu** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:28 pm

I dunno, you'd need a fairly specific sort of venue, and a large crowd to pull off light-up guitars... and I certainly don't play those sorts of venues or audiences. Anything smaller and you just look like a douche.

The paint job is fairly impressive, though... I will admit.

Freddy V-C · Post by **Freddy V-C** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:31 pm

I dunno, I kind of like the irony of using STADIUM ROCK style gimmicks in dive bar situations. There's a punk band from Leeds called Super Luxury, and their frontman does stuff like climbing up on monitors and firing confetti cannons into the crowd.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:36 pm

I feel like the LEDs would only be good for psychadelic and noise rock.

Concretebadger · Post by **Concretebadger** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:09 pm

It looks like another example of a GBH-on-the-eyeballs paint job that stops looking like someone's vomited M&Ms and starts looking good in an ironic kind of way. I wouldn't play one, but I can imagine some might be able to pull it off.

I dunno about LEDs though. Didn't the bassist from Limp Bizkit have them or something? It gave me a negative associate of them with that brand of macho douche-metal, so yeah.

YuriK · Post by **YuriK** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:45 pm

Concretebadger wrote: I dunno about LEDs though. Didn't the bassist from Limp Bizkit have them or something?

I made lots of typos. LEDs really really suck.

DGNR8 · Post by **DGNR8** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:28 pm

It would have to be very dark in Margaritaville for that thing not to look like a Wal-mart dumpster on Cinco de Mayo.

When the photo was loading I thought that chair was a cupped hand holding a miniature guitar.

Minty · Post by **Minty** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:18 am

Drop the LED's and that might look alright!

Beau · Post by **Beau** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:05 am

I'm repulsed by this thing.

Is this some sort of tactic to distract an audience away from a band's drunkenly off-pace time signature?