

Bought it a couple weeks ago for $150 on Craigslist. I believe from the body, neck, and the oversized control plate that it was originally a BLACK AND CHROME. Came with:
- a BWB pickguard that the owner had warped all to hell by sticking his picks under it
- a Seymour Duncan Quarter Pounder for strat rigged up to a tele bridge pickup baseplate
- a surprisingly good MIM strat neck pickup fit through a normal tele neck pickup slot on the pg by not having a cover on it
- reverse control plate
- MATCHING HEADSTOCK
- stupid dice knobs and switch tip
List of bullshit that occurred:
- GFS pickguard with strat slot doesn't fit with oversized control plate. Switch out with a spare.
- Wire it all up with GFS rails bucker in Robroe cover in neck and GFS Tele PROFESSIONAL SERIES 63 in bridge. Bridge pickup is quiet. Freak out.
- Assume its the treble bleed cap or 500k pots I put in, replace entirely with two 1M pots wired as 2 volume.
- Still doesn't sound right. Throw switch in trash, replace with spare.
- Realize the neck pickup is the problem and the previous switch was wired backward. Great.
- THROW ALL THAT SHIT OUT THE WINDOW. Neck bucker, switch both go in trash.
- Now wired: 500k vol with Treble Bleed, 500k Tone, Mexi neck pup, 63 bridge, confirmed functional switch.
- Have to take off the neck, bridge, and pickguard to replace neck pickup.
- Mexi neck pickup barely fits in the body's route due to thickness of wire and tightness of space, have to bop it with my fist to snap it into the pickup route. First time I do this, it severs the ground lead. Re-replaced ground lead. Doesn't sever the second time I bop it into place.
- GFS pickguard warps a little due to tight fit. Sticks up as though I had kept picks in the top bout for a long time. KILL ME.
- FINALLY EVERYTHING FUNCTIONS. String it up only to discover.
- OF FUCKING COURSE THE PICKUPS ARE OUT OF PHASE.
The matching headstock is fresh to death, doe. This is also my only tele with a reversed control plate, and I kind of dig it.
I even fell asleep playing it, which amused Lady Shad enough to put this on Facebook:
