help me find the worst deal on the new Squier's

Post by **Doog** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:59 pm

robroe wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
robroe wrote:mine are still sitting in the same fucking town it stated in Monday

who the fuck knows.
They're all playing the fuck out of your guitar, man. Even doing guitar flips and teeth playing
i hope they are so agressive with them they break all the strings so i don't have to fuck with 9's

even touching them while removing them gives me anxiety

I bet they've been capoing the everloving shit outta those things

sunshiner · Post by **sunshiner** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:13 pm

Playing only Depeche Mode in every key

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:49 pm

plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis

sigd

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:02 pm

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:04 pm

Now I just find out that the barcode was fucked on one of them.

The other guitar is just sitting there with it, with a seperate barcode not going anywhere either

BearBoy · Post by **BearBoy** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:21 pm

Ah. That's bollocks Rob.

Kick off at that Fender guy and get him to send you a free Cyclone II as a sweetener.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:37 pm

Threaten them that you'll be getting your Supersonics and Toronados from Gibson Guitar Company from now on.

sunshiner · Post by **sunshiner** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:46 am

plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis

some fuzzy tones

plopswagon · Post by **plopswagon** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:48 pm

sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis
some tiny tones

kingkiller · Post by **kingkiller** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:12 pm

plopswagon wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis
some tiny tones in yuor butthoal

izodiak · Post by **izodiak** » Sun Jun 21, 2020 3:11 am

plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis

when I get a boner my girlfriend tells me to turn the amp down

sunshiner · Post by **sunshiner** » Sun Jun 21, 2020 5:19 am

plopswagon wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:The tone is in your penis
some tiny tones
Uncut edition is my favourite

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:19 am

I BEEN EVERYWHERE MAAAAYON I BEEN EVERY WHERE

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:58 am

robroe wrote:I BEEN EVERYWHERE MAAAAYON I BEEN EVERY WHERE

hahahahahahaha

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:53 am

Doog wrote:I was gonna check for myself, but then I remembered. It still cracks me up that my work have blocked Offset haha

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Mine do as well, for the same reason. I'm not sure how it has been compromised though.

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:57 am

I posted shitting dicknipples in spoiler tags. Since the average age of offset is 79, the old fucks couldn't figure it out.

gusman2x · Post by **gusman2x** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:16 pm

Yup, offset banned for me too. No great loss.

dub · Post by **dub** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:20 pm

Maybe the younger posters have migrated over to Offset's subreddit.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:27 pm

UPDATE. IT TOOK 13 HOURS TO GO THIS FAR.

I'm 100% positive I can crawl 40 miles, sit on my ASSSSS for an hour, then crawl the final 40 miles in 13 hours

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:56 pm