SLAYER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:25 pm

hahahahahaha
fuck.

ohh man

hahahahah this is funny/awesome

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/ ... sku=481736

LOL AT THE RANDOM MASSIVE CHAINS COMING FROM UNDER KERRYS EVIL TSHIRT THAT GO TO NOWHERE

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:27 pm

HEY KERRY SHOULD WE PHOTOSHOP OUT THE BICYCLE RACK THAT YOU CHAINED YOURSELF TO ?

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:31 pm

Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"

Tex-czech · Post by **Tex-czech** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:02 pm

robroe wrote:
Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"

do they make a head version?

Post by **Mike** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:28 pm

Actually, they do make a head - but's a full-valve thing modelled on his JCM800 2203 100W head with a noise gate and built in boost:

It has like a daft Tribal scheme and goff font:

[youtube][/youtube]

izodiak · Post by **izodiak** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:29 pm

robroe wrote:
Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"

HELL YEAAAAA...

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:13 pm

The Kerry King JCM800 is actually supposed to be really good. I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.

MutantParty · Post by **MutantParty** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:46 am

kerry king: the bruce banner years.

Post by **Doog** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:37 am

Sloan wrote:The Kerry King JCM800 is actually supposed to be really good. I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.

hahahaha

According to my bud at the local shop, THE BEAST function is a built in clone of his MXR EQ pedal he used/uses for boosting his amp, with the exaaaact same EQ shape and such. Fascinating.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:42 pm

It's all in the Marshall video I posted you idiots. That's not INSIDE INFORMATION Doog.

Post by **Doog** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:44 pm

Couldn't be arsed to watch the video.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:45 pm

If you did you'd see it actually sounds like a good Clean->Rock amp in "normal mode" the Beast is fucking stupid.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:32 pm

Dude, I can't really watch videos either with my faek intenretz. I ahet it.

SickenedEmotions99 · Post by **SickenedEmotions99** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:38 pm

Sloan wrote:I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.

That made me seriously LOL for about 2 minutes. I'm still "giggling" about it right now. haha

analogsystem · Post by **analogsystem** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:39 pm

Kerry King needs to realize that he's become a self-parody. Slayer was so fucking good up until Dave Lombardo left the first time.

Semi-related: Around 2002 or 2003 I went to a Kerry King clinic (I know.....he's not even that good, it makes no sense) and he was really soft spoken and really little....totally not intimidating. So why does he look like he's yelling at his kids for scratching his original Beatles butcher album in all his press pics? Faker.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:51 pm

i watched the video all the way thru.

then i thought to myself "rob you stupid fuck you didn't look for the MASSIVE CHAINS"

i don't want to watch it again.

can someone tell me where the MASSIVE CHAINS go ?

or are the MASSIVE CHAINS just photoshopped on him by the jokers in the marshal press dpt.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:54 pm

It's like one bigass chain that just loops back up to his belt. Maybe he has a wallet on it?

mewithoutus · Post by **mewithoutus** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:17 pm

Mike wrote:
[youtube][/youtube]

::incomprehensible high gain mush:::

Post by **Mike** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:16 am

Mike wrote:If you did you'd see it actually sounds like a good Clean->Rock amp in "normal mode" the Beast is fucking stupid.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:44 am

I just checked out the video, it actually sonds pretty sweet.

Aren't those sounds in the JVM though too?
Or is it gonna be different since this uses KT88's?