Oh man. This shit is just bad

Post by **Mike** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:19 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

GEAR DEMO REVIEW QUOTE UNQUOTE THINGS OF THAT NATURE

Justin J · Post by **Justin J** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:30 pm

i lasted 6 minutes. i lose.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:31 pm

I've come across one of this guy's videos before, he was teaching how to play wonderwall or some shit, he would not shut the fuck up and it took him about 10 minutes to 'teach' the intro.

I don't care what it fucking says on the trem and I can see the fucking neck has a big headstock and a rosewood fretboard.
Nice, you compared it to a strat, just in case I accidentally bought a strat instead of a jag-stang, thanks for clearing that up.

In short why I hate this demo:
- Reverse Cap
- "It's great for that grungy garage sound." and then he breaks out into a fucking pentatonic solo.
- Line 6 amp.
- No close mic.
- Shut the fuck up.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:42 pm

I've seen a bunch of their stuff on youtube and while the guy does generally know what he's talking about he does tend to explain everything like he's talking to a retarded eight year old who's never seen a guitar before, going over the basics again and again very, very slowly.
Still, it kicks the shit out of Gearwire.

cobascis · Post by **cobascis** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:43 pm

Zaphod wrote:I've come across one of this guy's videos before, he was teaching how to play wonderwall or some shit, he would not shut the fuck up and it took him about 10 minutes to 'teach' the intro.

I don't care what it fucking says on the trem and I can see the fucking neck has a big headstock and a rosewood fretboard.
Nice, you compared it to a strat, just in case I accidentally bought a strat instead of a jag-stang, thanks for clearing that up.

In short why I hate this demo:
- Reverse Cap
- "It's great for that grungy garage sound." and then he breaks out into a fucking pentatonic solo.
- Line 6 amp.
- No close mic.
- Shut the fuck up.

+1

Post by **Mike** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:43 pm

Neil:

http://www.youtube.com/shortscalegeardemos

Sort your life out.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:49 pm

Well of course it isn't in the same class as a shortscale demo but it still kicks the shit out of Gearwire.

Actually I could give my grandma a trombone, a blindfold and a pair of boxing gloves and it would still kick the shit out of Gearwire

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:49 pm

Eugh, what a fucking chonst.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:04 pm

Here you are mike

........

[youtube][/youtube]

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:09 pm

hes totally not playing that. i can hear the strings in the background.

? people have made that comment on my demos.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:12 pm

Well at least he wasn't wearing his hat backwards.

More Cowbell · Post by **More Cowbell** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:14 pm

Thats weird, I just watched this a couple days ago. Its lame. I almost made a demo of my Jag-Stang wearing my kurdtz glasses, I actually recorded some of it, but I gave up.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:20 pm

i keep searching for kurtdz glasses every time hilary drags me to the mall

no luck

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:26 pm

You SHOULD upload it Cowy.
To be fair, i like it when these oddball dudes rock the fuck out on shortscales. It shows diversity in the guitar and sticks a big fat middle finger up to tradition. Fuck gold guards and witch hats.... its all about the ROCK!!

BobArsecake · Post by **BobArsecake** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:46 pm

What the fuck kept happening to his voice? I had to turn it off when he said that he guessed that the Jag-Stang was a kind of mix between a Jaguar and Mustang.

More Cowbell · Post by **More Cowbell** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:00 pm

robroe wrote:i keep searching for kurtdz glasses every time hilary drags me to the mall

no luck

ebay. That is where I got mine.

Fran- My jag-stang only plays kurdtz tunes.

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:09 pm

WOW - you mean the headstock has the Fender decal RIGHT ON IT!!?!?! HOLY SHIT - It says "Fender" right on the headstock!!!!! WOW!

LOL

I also like the Nirvana box set visible in the second vid.

bassintom · Post by **bassintom** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:02 pm

He also flipped the bridge around...
or somebody else did and he is unaware or he would have mentioned it.

Fibus · Post by **Fibus** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:30 pm

So hold on, the first time they were made was in 1996 but Kurt played one, does this mean what we all dread? ZOMBIE KURDTZ!

Also i had no idea that things which were made in japan were made by japanese people, i thought they imported mexicans just to build fenders there.

Also it would be nice if he could either shut up or finish a sentence when playing guitar.

DGNR8 · Post by **DGNR8** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:11 pm

LOL. Dead Zombie Kurdtz is more of a talent than his dead zombie wife.

Was that guy AUG?