$600 China Jagmaster anyone??

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$600 China Jagmaster anyone??

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I call this treatment Hobo'd cause it just looks like it's been played by a dirty motherfucker who wipes his ass with his hands or something.

FUCKING LOL
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650 bucks---- are you kidding me?
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I was thinking maybe he'd dropped a screwdriver from a great height on it and then sat down on the back of the neck and rubbed his ass back and forth?

Jcyphe will know.
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"Tinted neck, tortoise shell pickguard, and pearloid dots put it a cut above the crowd. "

Would that be the NON-GUITAR OWNING CROWD?

I wonder if I can enter "QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND" as a best offer.
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It says "make me an offer"

so offer "tenty twelver yen" or something.

It has about $100 in upgrades done to it but they're likely parts salvaged from other guitars, given how much gear he moves. His mojo mark-up is through the roof.

He also has a "vintaged sunburst strat" for BIN $600 that looks like a re-decal'd squier with the same vintage style rusted mojo bridge on it.

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I think he peed on it.
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Who knew you could relic a guitar with poo and a butane torch.
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Six hundred pound? Aye right then. ballbag.
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Post by Mike »

He vintaged the Tort so much it turned black.

Like all vintage tortoiseshell scratchplates do.
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y'know, most vintage guitars happen to have dirty ass rubbed against their neck at some point in their life... word.
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Post by Reece »

Scott can make a Squier you want to play. Very nice job.
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What a horrible looking thing.

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Psssssssh, the paint on jagmasters chip real easy. That's about a 30 second job >.>
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Post by Josh »

i didnt know there was a wrong way to relic guitars

but seriously a jagmaster there not even old enough to appear aged.