The original shortscale guitars; Mustangs, Duo-Sonics, Musicmasters, Jaguars, Broncos, Jag-stang, Jagmaster, Super-Sonic, Cyclone, and Toronados.
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laterallateral
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by laterallateral » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:18 am
I call this treatment
Hobo'd cause it just looks like it's been played by a dirty motherfucker who wipes his ass with his hands or something.
FUCKING LOL
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Skip
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by Skip » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:31 am
650 bucks---- are you kidding me?
I would have given up already if it wasn't for the impending revolution!
paul_
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by paul_ » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:32 am
I was thinking maybe he'd dropped a screwdriver from a great height on it and then sat down on the back of the neck and rubbed his ass back and forth?
Jcyphe will know.
Aug wrote: which one of you bastards sent me an ebay question asking if you can get teh kurdtz with that 64 mustang?
robertOG wrote: fran & paul are some of the original gangstas of the JS days when you'd have to say "phuck"
laterallateral
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by laterallateral » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:34 am
"Tinted neck, tortoise shell pickguard, and pearloid dots put it a cut above the crowd. "
Would that be the NON-GUITAR OWNING CROWD?
I wonder if I can enter "QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND" as a best offer.
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paul_
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by paul_ » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:54 am
It says "make me an offer"
so offer "tenty twelver yen" or something.
It has about $100 in upgrades done to it but they're likely parts salvaged from other guitars, given how much gear he moves. His mojo mark-up is through the roof.
He also has a "vintaged sunburst strat" for BIN $600 that looks like a re-decal'd squier with the same vintage style rusted mojo bridge on it.
Aug wrote: which one of you bastards sent me an ebay question asking if you can get teh kurdtz with that 64 mustang?
robertOG wrote: fran & paul are some of the original gangstas of the JS days when you'd have to say "phuck"
jcyphe
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by jcyphe » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:54 am
I think he peed on it.
paul_ wrote: When are homeland security gonna get on this "2-piece King Size Snickers" horseshit that showed up a couple years ago? I've started dropping one of them on the floor of my car every time.
Will
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by Will » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:10 am
Who knew you could relic a guitar with poo and a butane torch.
Bacchus
Whatever's handiest
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by Bacchus » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:17 pm
Six hundred pound? Aye right then. ballbag.
Mike
I like EL34s
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by Mike » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:23 pm
He vintaged the Tort so much it turned black.
Like all vintage tortoiseshell scratchplates do.
blacktaxi
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by blacktaxi » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:42 pm
y'know, most vintage guitars happen to have dirty ass rubbed against their neck at some point in their life... word.
Reece
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by Reece » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:50 pm
Scott can make a Squier you want to play. Very nice job.
Twat in the comments.
What a horrible looking thing.
I ALSO
CANT READ EBAY AUCTIONS
That look
LIKE this!!!
ultraviolence
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by ultraviolence » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:36 pm
Psssssssh, the paint on jagmasters chip real easy. That's about a 30 second job >.>
Josh
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by Josh » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:14 am
i didnt know there was a wrong way to relic guitars
but seriously a jagmaster there not even old enough to appear aged.