HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUXORZ

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:27 am

jimmi knew his guitar sucked because it had a bolt on neck so he lit that shit up

BILLY JOES GUITAR IS WORTH 1300 DOLLARS MORE THAN THE SHIT EPIPHONE BOLT ON. HE KNOWS WHATS UP
THIS IS HIM SAYING FUCK YOU I GOT 1300 DOLLARS WORTH OF GLUE AND ALL YOU GOT IS BOLT ON.

kurts guitar just went WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEERRRRRRRRRRRRR between songs because it was bolt on

elvis is trying to figure out how to take the bolts out of his shit bolt on guitar

bruce still makes panties wet with his shit bolt on guitar. imagine if that neck joint was made of glue???!!! HLY NAKED SLUTZ EVERYWHERE

ALL THESE GUITARS SUCK. BY THE WAY, THEY SUCK.

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:40 am

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:50 am

A+++ thread

Steve Vai needs 3 bolt on necks, in case one or two of them snap off or come unscrewed while he's playing.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 am

IS THAT FUCKING SCHOOLBUS BOLT ON? CUS IT IF IS IT SUCKS

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:22 am

The image didn't show? It's steve vai with a triple necked BOLT ON ibanez.

Piece of SHIT.

Seriously, these people can afford good guitars, why do they keep playing this shit.

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:34 am

ELL OH ELL?

Jagermeister · Post by **Jagermeister** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:45 am

I don't even know why they use bolts or screws in any part of the guitar, really.

My guitars are made of 100% Elmers. Not cut with any of the cheap stuff even

aen · Post by **aen** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:52 am

Either he just smelled a sick dog's shit or some asshole just put on an Eric Clapton record.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:17 pm

robroe wrote:

Hahah.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:38 pm

Amazing thread.

izodiak · Post by **izodiak** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:33 pm

THIS is awesome thread. // BOLT ON

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:17 pm

[stream]http://bestnetworx.com/uploader/files/5 ... mydick.mp3[/stream]

More Cowbell · Post by **More Cowbell** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:34 pm

Eric Clapton White man blues old dudes = Kurtdtz wannbe's.

BobArsecake · Post by **BobArsecake** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:44 pm

These guys had their shit in one sock;

(AND adonised scratchplate ;] ;p)

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:06 am

yeah, like they ever got far

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:31 am

Some shit fell out of the sock and on to Rubber Soul.

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:41 am

i saw a pic of jon lennon sitting the studio with yoko and he is playing a fender electric XII with blocks and binding, its fucking pretty looking.
im still a bit confused as to why this thread appeared.
obviousely it is a joke stemming from another thread.
or perhaps rob is going to sell all of his gear and buy a mound of schecter guitars or something.

Jagermeister · Post by **Jagermeister** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:49 am

iirc Robroe is pissed off that no one here is gay for $15 Epiphones.

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:51 am

and don't forget kids.
when we use gay around here its not about sexual orientation.
Gear
Aquisition
Yearning.

astro · Post by **astro** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:51 am

Reading this thread gave me a total bolt on.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUXORZ

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUXORZ

Re: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUX

Re: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUX