fender makes yingy a new strat

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:50 pm

silly_rabbit_band wrote:I don't like the pre-vintaged relic guitars that much. It just seems like a waste to me.

a very expensive waste at that

Ty · Post by Ty » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:20 pm

gaybear wrote:
silly_rabbit_band wrote:I don't like the pre-vintaged relic guitars that much. It just seems like a waste to me.
a very expensive waste at that

Oh so true.

kypdurron · Post by **kypdurron** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:05 am

1) I don't like it when a new guitar looks like a guitar that has been played for 40 years. It should either have BEEN played for 40 years or it should be in better condition. Guitar should be aged time and by those who play it and not by those who build it.
2) I don't like that ... we call it Skalenwichser ... malmsteen.
3) If I had 12.500 $ I would buy a decent car. Not a guitar with unplayable neck.

Wilbur · Post by **Wilbur** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:46 am

I dig pre-relic sometimes, but this looks like crap, and even if it plays really well, I'd never pay 12,000

Ty · Post by Ty » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:00 am

Wilbur wrote:I dig pre-relic sometimes, but this looks like crap, and even if it plays really well, I'd never pay 12,000

It must play like how it looks!

Wilbur · Post by **Wilbur** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:02 am

haha True

Ty · Post by Ty » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:03 am

I wouldn't doubt it either.

deaner33 · Post by **deaner33** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:21 pm

I wonder how many of those Fender will actually sell. It just looks like a dirty, crappy yellow strat to me. At least the EVH is distinctive.

astro · Post by **astro** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:54 pm

Oh shit, I just noticed the price... $12,500!

How in god's name can a new guitar cost as much as a fucking car?! WTF is it made out of, diamonds and baby pandas? Did they grow all the wood used from seeds found in a pharaoh's tomb? Jesus christ...

deaner33 · Post by **deaner33** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:45 pm

Maybe they put the essence of his fucking fury in it instead of mojo. That's got to cost something, right?

stewart · Post by **stewart** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:11 pm

if i had 12 and a half grand lying about i'd pay someone to crush all yngwie malmsteen's fingers so he could never soil anyone's ears again with his tedious filth.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:28 pm

if I had 12 Gs to burn, I'd pay someone to key "NO MORE FUCKING RELIC'D SIGNATURE STRATS, FUCKSAKE!" onto the side of every car in the Scotsdale, Az parking lot.

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:12 pm

Fender sucks.

paul_ · Post by **paul_** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:10 pm

jcyphe wrote:Fender sucks.

Dude. I scrolled down to type this EXACTLY ("Fender suck") and stopped RIGHT on your post, nearly destroyed the space-time continuum.