DEATH PLACENTA 2009: $100 Televentures

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:51 am

endsjustifymeans wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:
Zaphod wrote:yeah but this isn't crazy, just tacky.

i mean wineburst birdseye maple? i should be blind in one eye by now.

ha ha ha. i hear ya dude...but really, i just like to see different shit, and it's okay to see different shit from time to time.
Frankly with a black guard and some chrome on it... I think it'd have a cool 60's/70's vibe to it.

Seriously though... look at my taste.

hahaha. fuck that dude. i'd kill to own the frankensonic.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
hahaha. fuck that dude. i'd kill to own the frankensonic.

Frank serves only one master.

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:53 am

endsjustifymeans wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:
hahaha. fuck that dude. i'd kill to own the frankensonic.
Frank serves only one master.

i will rape the guitar and take you.

wait. scratch that. reverse it.

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:58 am

ends and jimmy be smokin' t'weeds

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:01 am

gaybear wrote:ends and jimmy be smokin' t'weeds

It's that wineburst... it's melted our brains with it's awesome quirkiness.

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:48 pm

endsjustifymeans wrote:
gaybear wrote:ends and jimmy be smokin' t'weeds
It's that wineburst... it's melted our brains with it's awesome quirkiness.

ha ha ha. werd.

MrJulius · Post by **MrJulius** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:15 pm

Is it weird that I kinda like the finish?

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:50 pm

For all I know, youse should be speaking in the past tense now about that atrocity. Given when I had dropped the thing off at the shop last week, it's at least completely stripped of the placenta burst and paper film by now...and down to bare wood.

Get over it.

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:28 pm

hahahahaha, placenta burst

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:37 pm

gaybear wrote:hahahahaha, placenta burst

great.name.for.band.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:49 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:
gaybear wrote:hahahahaha, placenta burst
great.name.for.band.

STOP READING MY MIND!

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:52 pm

endsjustifymeans wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:
gaybear wrote:hahahahaha, placenta burst
great.name.for.band.
STOP READING MY MIND!

LOL.

it was either great band name, or:

i fucked this pregnant chick so hard once that her placenta burst.

i chose band name.

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:39 am

DEATH PLACENTA

Haha, so much for cheap thrills, as everything phailed big-time on this one.

This just in: A whole three months after committing the ill-fated placenta burst to being refinished in black, I finally get a call from the shop only to hear that the darn thing cracked in three places while being chem-stripped, and that it's not worth reassembling/gluing up for usage (Like, DUHH). So there you go, no luck in building a guitar for my friend out of the guitar that never was, or was intended to be, so a handful of friends and I just decided to throw some cash together and just go to Willows to have a well-built "Jonny Greenwood" Telecaster Plus clone w/kill switch assembled for him instead (should run about $300 to do), minus Lace pickups. He being the biggest Radiohead fan I've ever met, I'm sure it'll be a better in the long run idea than trying to salvage a mechanically disjointed afterbirth for a friend.

Ta-da, so I guess we can all look forward to the Jonnycaster gracing the thread in a month or so.

aen · Post by **aen** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:40 pm

ultratwin wrote: mechanically disjointed afterbirth

Better name for a band.

PS I have a snapshot of Louise/Mile's placenta, it's a real bit of gore.

FYI: If you have your baby at home, don't get to caught up in the new baby excitement and leave the placenta in a bowl for 2 days, becasue it starts to get smelly and attract varmints.

nondas · Post by **nondas** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:02 pm

*waving goodbye to innocence...* sound advice but fucking gross.

What kind of varmints?

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:02 pm

Haha, thanks for the warning.

It's like a continuation of that conversation we prematurely (non pun intended) ended in Liz's car after arriving at Fredos from the AlBQ, and glad you didn't bring it up then. LOL good times vibes memories.

aen · Post by **aen** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:53 pm

its weird, those two stories are now shelved right next to eachother in my brain library.

nondas wrote:
What kind of varmints?

depends where you live. All of a sudden we had like3 or 4 flies in the house looking for that GOOD EXTRA RED MEAT.

lexx9 · Post by **lexx9** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:23 am

I'd put the black sticker back on. lexx