So here's my Jazzmaster as it is - Surf Green AVRI with a brown tort guard:

Second up - the majesty of the Shell Pink Jazzmaster:

... but wait - are you sure you wouldn't prefer Burgundy Mist Metallic?:

And in the best tradition of daytime property programmes, which I've been watching a lot of during my recent affliction, here's the wildcard - Ocean Turquoise Metallic:

Shortscale, I would very much value your opinion on this one, but please be aware that I may well completely ignore it.
Mad props to the Offset cru for the use of their Dressing Room.