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hotrodperlmutter wrote:DUZ WUNTZ

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i'm strangely attracted to that. obviously i'd never be seen dead with it, but still, it's unusual if nothing else.
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it's hideous. it looks like a boiled sweet.
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i think it just reminds me of this a bit:

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which is also hideous, but perversely alluring.
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stewart wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:DUZ WUNTZ
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i'm strangely attracted to that. obviously i'd never be seen dead with it, but still, it's unusual if nothing else.

I think it'd be cracking for the portability..

Stick it in your car for spontaneous creativity.

You could probably even sneak it into work on a quiet day.

failing that, if you're ever stuck for a cricket bat... or an oar
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i'd probably get one of those travel ones and convert it into a lap steel.
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stewart wrote:i think it just reminds me of this a bit:

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which is also hideous, but perversely alluring.
WHAT THE HELL that thing is huge. I'd dislocate my shoulder going for the mini toggles.
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paul_ wrote:
stewart wrote:i think it just reminds me of this a bit:

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which is also hideous, but perversely alluring.
WHAT THE HELL that thing is huge. I'd dislocate my shoulder going for the mini toggles.
but aluminum neck... duz wantz.
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Empires wrote:
stewart wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:DUZ WUNTZ
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i'm strangely attracted to that. obviously i'd never be seen dead with it, but still, it's unusual if nothing else.

I think it'd be cracking for the portability..

Stick it in your car for spontaneous creativity.

You could probably even sneak it into work on a quiet day.

failing that, if you're ever stuck for a cricket bat... or an oar
It's the moped of guitars.
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endsjustifymeans wrote:
paul_ wrote:
stewart wrote:i think it just reminds me of this a bit:

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which is also hideous, but perversely alluring.
WHAT THE HELL that thing is huge. I'd dislocate my shoulder going for the mini toggles.
but aluminum neck... duz wantz.
Get a Travis Bean that is not intended to herd traffic away from roadside accidents and we're talking.

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Ive played my cousins Wesley explorer clone and well... this shit stinks! Wiring was messy as hell, grounding issues, and the fretboard was dry as hell. But i guess for a basis for modding, these wouldnt be too bad.
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Guess what I just got?
hotrodperlmutter wrote:DO. NOT. BE.

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BWAH HAHHAH HAHA H AH HA HAHAH AHHAHAHAHHA HAAHHAHA

I love it.

Okay quick review.

LOVE the body. It's REALLY heavy - heavier than my mates bass, and solid as a rock. I recently pulled it all apart as i had various mods in mind and this is a quick summary of thoughts.

Good:
HEAVY
SEE THROUGH PURPLE YO
Got it for £75 inc P&P from Wesley Guitars own ebay auctions
Neck feels pretty good, fits in body nice and tight.
It all works as you'd expect.
Feels awesome slung low.

Now the 'challenges':
The neck is possibly not hard enough or thick enough to cope with the body. The neck is easily pulled slightly out of tune against the sheer brute weight of the body.
The neck is a good thinnish modern profile, standard measurements etc but seems a little unfinished. A slight sanding and some coating of your favourit kind would help. The frets deffo need a proper dressing.
Now the big pisser for those like me who'd want to swap out the dirt cheap hardwwear. None of the hardwear, or the neck heel screw holes are ever quite that of a standard strat so you cannot do a straigght swap. Even the pickguard is slightly difffrent. I overlaid a strat PG on the guitar and you could use one with some hole redrilling but the actual shape is not quite right against the body as the stock guard. ME WANT UP GREEN PEARLOID, YOU UM CUT ME ONE PLZ FOR BROZ DEAL?

Gotta go but there's some more details I'll post later after work...
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HELL YES

POST PICS OF IT OVER STUFF
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They stopped doing the acrylic travel guitar? Boo.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:HELL YES

POST PICS OF IT OVER STUFF

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Haha. Cool as fuck. 8)
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Did a nice little photoshoot over the weekend. Some 'over stuff' action included. picks when when those prickwits at Orange sort out my home broardband. It's only been a frakkin month since it went down after all. Bastards.
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8) MEGA BUMP 8)
Dave wrote:Did a nice little photoshoot over the weekend. Some 'over stuff' action included. picks when when those prickwits at Orange sort out my home broardband. It's only been a frakkin month since it went down after all. Bastards.
where we at on the jank shots DAVID
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
8) MEGA BUMP 8)
Dave wrote:Did a nice little photoshoot over the weekend. Some 'over stuff' action included. picks when when those prickwits at Orange sort out my home broardband. It's only been a frakkin month since it went down after all. Bastards.
where we at on the jank shots DAVID
Aaahh Monsieur PerlMutter! You shall find said shots in another thread:

SEE MAH JANK
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bah. i already saw that. i ham stupid. still kick ass though.

UPDATE:

those wonky ass little travel guitars will be back in stock in 6-8 weeks. am excite?
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Did you ever finish your Tele project Dave?
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