Fender JZM

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Fender JZM

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I've never seen these until today and although I can barely stand to look at it, I want one.

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I played one at the local shop, and it sounded like turdz unplugged.
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Post by Gavin »

The Fender Jizm gives Gavin the anti-Jizm.
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Post by jamc_89 »

bleh. did they decide "jazzacoustic" just sounded too stupid? glad they drew the line somewhere.
matocaster wrote:I played one at the local shop, and it sounded like turdz unplugged.
the whole electracoustic series just makes me want to kill something.
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They look and sound like arse.
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what an ugly ugly guitar
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Post by paul_ »

Stratacoustics, Telecoustics and this thing were all completely worthless looking, feeling and sounding. An abortion of an idea.
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Yeah, they suck. I remember getting an Ibanez Talman acoustic for free from MF.com one time when I ordered a bunch of shit on some promotion. Same thing...Looked like shit and sounded like shit. It was so bad, it wasn't even good enough to use as a beach guitar. I gave it to a friend of mine to give to her 6 or 7 year old to learn on (the neck was fine...Just souded like shit).....
They say great minds think alike....Sometimes we do too...
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Post by astro »

I can't wait for the Fender Katanacoustic.
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Post by Mr.Ripley »

astro wrote:I can't wait for the Fender Katanacoustic.
I wouldn't care how shite that thing might sound! I would get one, paint it in some cheap pink spray paint (the whole thing mind you) and play that till dawn when I would douse it in gasoline and burn that monstrosity
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