new teles

Mo Law-ka · Post by **Mo Law-ka** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:54 pm

not.

lank

hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:56 pm

i didn't think my boner could ever reach 10", but thanks to mo, i now know.

Mo Law-ka · Post by **Mo Law-ka** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:56 pm

hotrodperlmutter wrote:i didn't think my boner could ever reach 10", but thanks to mo, i now know.

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:01 pm

Where on Earth is the smack's head emoticon!?!?

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:18 pm

jcyphe wrote:Where on Earth is the smack's head emoticon!?!?

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:32 pm

i saw the strat versions in the MF catalog and thought they were hot, and then i looked at the price, 1250.00 or so....
if i could score one used for about 700-800.00 i would probly jump on it.

mickie08 · Post by **mickie08** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:32 pm

$1300

No Thanks. I like the colors and the matching headstock, but 1300 is shit. Maybe 1K being they are american but 8-900 would be more acceptable. Hell, I would prefer if these were MIM and were in the 7-800 range.

Justin J · Post by **Justin J** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:03 pm

endsjustifymeans wrote:
jcyphe wrote:Where on Earth is the smack's head emoticon!?!?

i've always enjoyed this one:

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:11 pm

I like that fiesta red one.

Haze · Post by **Haze** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:17 pm

really, fender?

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lexx9 · Post by **lexx9** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:30 pm

The matching headstock is cool but the price...... not so cool! lexx

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:38 pm

No comment.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:42 pm

hates

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:38 pm

With fresh ideas at a loss, the inevitable comes out of Fender's corporate rear-end, priced just as we'd expect them.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:04 am

OPEN LETTER TO FENDER.

Dear Fender,

S MY D.

thanks bro,
sloazn

PS: HARDER

PPS: SSSSSSS MY DDDDDDDDDDD

PSP: F YUO

NFL: KEEP S'N IT BRAH

ETSHT

Haze · Post by **Haze** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:47 am

lol, LOAV SLONESESZ

These look cool, but i just can't find any appeal to them with that sort of price tag. I would rather see these colours on the MIM series for an extra 50 bucks because, honestly, i would prefer a mexican fender right now because they're half the money and [arguably] the same amount of guitar. Fender needs to get their shit together.

PS:

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hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:54 am

i won't buy american fenders cuz:

1) i'm fucking middle class
2) americans are real lazy (me included), why would i want a lazy ass guitar.

i'd be like, alright guitar lets rock!!!

and he'd be like, nah bro, lets fucking get high and have some beers and talk about pussy, and i'd be like COME ON BITCH, and then he'd start crying.

and then he'd go tell his bitch ass guitar mom that i was picking on him, pressuring him to do stuff he doesn't want to do. and it'd take like 3 weeks just to win back his friendship, and by that time he would have probably F'd my GF in her A.

and i would have spent $1000 on WHAT? A GOD DAMN STRAT WITH A FUCKING FLAG STICKER ON THE PG.

$1000 on a FENDER = *fuuuuuuu*

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:31 am

Anyone who ever thinks about getting a Telecaster should do one of two things:

1. Buy a Squier Classic Vibes 50s Telecaster
2. Buy an MIM Classic Player Baja Telecaster

The End.

FitzG · Post by **FitzG** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:01 am

Meh. They're quite nice looking, but for that amount of monies you could get something much nicer