I have no self control i.e. TELECASTER PORN

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I have no self control i.e. TELECASTER PORN

Post by damienblair17 »

I bought a telecaster. it's sunburst (tobacco?), made in mexico in 07 or 08, and cost me $170. It's niiiiiiiice.

here's the shrimp pr0n


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It's amazingly clean, especially considering the really sketchy looking dude who sold it to me.
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Post by endsjustifymeans »

good price for it. fo sho
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Post by dezb1 »

Well done son, you’ve bought yourself a man’s guitar!
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Post by paul_ »

Great deal on such a good condition standard, that would've been in the $400 range when he got it. Gotta love sketchy people when they're flipping guitars.
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Post by JamesSmann »

nice score. that price is definitely FTW.
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Post by Haze »

NOW, for a plan of action
Get a 3 saddle bridge on that, reverse the control plate, and play the fuck out of it.\
I got my MIM tele, an '01, from a SUPER scruffy looking guy and the guitar was dirrrrty but after a good scrubbing it felt like new
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Post by damienblair17 »

Haze wrote:Get a 3 saddle bridge on that, reverse the control plate, and play the fuck out of it.
There's an idea.

TBH I was originally planning to sell the thing, as I've purchased 3 guitars in the last 6 days. but now may just sell something else. 'cause the tele is just too nice.
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Post by Haze »

the mim stuff isn't that bad these days, especially at the price you paid. you could have a butterscotch squire, or THAT. Sunburst isn't my bag but it fits the bill nicely. great score
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Post by Mungodora »

sweet tele, I want a tele so bad!
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Post by aen »

I had one just like that! Well, except it was all beat up, and had some kind of duncan ultraloud bridge pickup that was so hot I could pick up and then ring modualte the drums.
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Post by awfurby »

I have the exact same guitar - it's great. Don't change a thing.
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Mungodora wrote:sweet tele, I want a tele so bad!
BIGASS AVATAR?
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aen wrote:that was so hot I could pick up and then ring modualte the drums.
I lol'd :lol:
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Noirie. wrote:
Mungodora wrote:sweet tele, I want a tele so bad!
BIGASS AVATAR?
are you the fucking n00b police? lay off.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:are you the fucking n00b police? lay off.
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serfx wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:are you the fucking n00b police? lay off.
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dots wrote:fuck that guy in his bunkhole.
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Post by prospect »

That Tele is beautiful man. Great score.
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Post by Rayjaysonic »

I have a leftie like that, only I payed £220 for mine second hand and its got a big dink out of the paint on the top of the body. That's an amazing buy!
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