He hands me a teeny tiny gig bag, and I'm like... fuck what the hell am I going to do with a mandolin... BUT:

The Goldfish. It's 22.5" scale. Everything works and it has a very nice neck. I guess it's a kids guitar or a travel guitar or something. It actually sounds pretty good amped, pickup is epiphone les paul II quality. basic with no tone but adjustable bridge, truss, flat radius satin neck, decent pot, good fretwork, basswood and a decent 23 color burst if you like that sort of thing. BLECH!
tuners are a bit shit and theirs a finish chip on the headstock but it's a solid little travel unit for the $20 he payed.
I'm pretty happy with it. I'm going to keep it at work with my little smoky as a lunch time strummer.
Also came with a cord, adjustment tools and free christ imagery! (the companies symbol is the Jesus fish)