Devlin Telecaster

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:30 am

Look this shit is HOTT and some dude is selling one in nashville with a case for $225.

http://www.musiclandcentral.com/detdedvelguf.html

http://nashville.craigslist.org/msg/1555455897.html

I am bonering over the tele jr. style pickguard, easy to replace buckers, and bigsby. shit is pretty damn awesome.

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:42 am

This guy I know who keeps stealing all the girls I'm interested in, and then not really breaking up with them when he's finished so they think there's still something going on and I can't take them out - his last name is Devlin.

I hate this guitar.

serfx · Post by **serfx** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:45 am

Will wrote:This guy I know who keeps stealing all the girls I'm interested in, and then not really breaking up with them when he's finished so they think there's still something going on and I can't take them out - his last name is Devlin.

I hate this guitar.

that is a hilarious, and yet very good reason to hate this guitar.

but fuck i want this tele.

Mages · Post by **Mages** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:46 am

Will wrote:This guy I know who keeps stealing all the girls I'm interested in, and then not really breaking up with them when he's finished so they think there's still something going on and I can't take them out - his last name is Devlin.

fuck that, move in on that shit. they aint married. they're just sort of fuckin around with this guy. no reason you can't fuck around with them too.

TheBurbz · Post by **TheBurbz** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:48 am

It's the same as the Alden TV Cruiser that Fran (I think?) posted:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALDEN-TV-CRUISER- ... 53df170eeb

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:55 am

mage wrote:
Will wrote:This guy I know who keeps stealing all the girls I'm interested in, and then not really breaking up with them when he's finished so they think there's still something going on and I can't take them out - his last name is Devlin.
fuck that, move in on that shit. they aint married. they're just sort of fuckin around with this guy. no reason you can't fuck around with them too.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna go ahead and post his dumb-ass here. He looks like a cross between Michael Cera and Steve Buscemi:

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Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:34 am

Dude I'd ike to say the nice guy will win out in the end, and that one day she'll not be attracted to someone who keeps her arms, or penis length away at any one time...if you're there for her and empathise and understand with her at every opportunity then one day....

But no your only option is to a) do what he does (because that is obviously hitting her 'need' buttons) or b) Bury him in concrete with a granade up his arse and send his soul back to HELL WHERE HE CAME FROM.

In all seriousness though know exactly what it feels like - there are great girls and ones who are sweet AND intelligent enough not to fall for this douche. I'd start looking elsewhere instead of getting wound up over something you can't have (and therefore want harder) and even if you could have her AFTER him pay attention to her behaviour in response to his behaviour....you might not consider this a safe bet for a relationship no matter how sweet she is ...and if she's aware of your interest well lets just say its not just some men who get off on keeping people baying at the door of their groinal garden. Move on, move on, move on now before you die dude. Life too short and all that.

Back on topic: I like that guitar

pumpkin · Post by **pumpkin** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:01 pm

Will wrote:
mage wrote:
Will wrote:This guy I know who keeps stealing all the girls I'm interested in, and then not really breaking up with them when he's finished so they think there's still something going on and I can't take them out - his last name is Devlin.
fuck that, move in on that shit. they aint married. they're just sort of fuckin around with this guy. no reason you can't fuck around with them too.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna go ahead and post his dumb-ass here. He looks like a cross between Michael Cera and Steve Buscemi:

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Here he is with the sweetest girl I've ever met, who is now unwilling to date anyone else:

And another, same story:

And fuck if I'm going to go through 600 insipid FB pics to find more. These were both ON THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE. If you see this guy, don't let him near your wimernz.

Paolo Nutini?

Don't the player hate the game. Seriously, hating on him isn't going to make your life any better. He knows how to play these women, he twists them around, but that's what they want. He gives them that something they individually want. They aren't unwilling or innocent. They know what he's doing and they love it. In short: he has game... and I bet it comes naturally.

So what do you do? Become his best friend, learn how he does what he does and go out and get your own.

So you can either whine about it and hate, or learn and get your head right. After all, they are just girls. Girls are everywhere sir, everywhere.

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:48 pm

Because there are sooo many other reasons to hate him...

But yeah, fuck it. 2010 will be the year of not getting cock blocked by this kid. I'm gonna fuckin carpet bomb some bitches with my charms. TIL VICTORY.

That guitar needs to be black and have a non-reverse stock.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:48 pm

nwordjim wrote:So what do you do? Become his best friend, learn how he does what he does and go out and get your own.

So you can either whine about it and hate, or learn and get your head right. After all, they are just girls. Girls are everywhere sir, everywhere.

Screw that, mang. That guy looks like a giant d-bag. There's no way I'd stoop to that level. And I disagree that the girls are always willing. However, that last bit is definitely true. If I were you, Will, I'd just try and forget about these girls and find someone who appreciates you.

Anyway back on topic. That tele is hot. Do it.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:19 pm

Will wrote:
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Here he is with the sweetest girl I've ever met, who is now unwilling to date anyone else:

And another, same story:

I think I recognise this guy:

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Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:31 pm

Dillon wrote:And I disagree that the girls are always willing.

They're not. Everything I've heard is that, when he's alone with them, he's disturbingly sexually aggressive.

Rescue mission?

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:44 pm

Will wrote:
Dillon wrote:And I disagree that the girls are always willing.
They're not. Everything I've heard is that, when he's alone with them, he's disturbingly sexually aggressive.

Rescue mission?

No. Just. Walk. Away. You will not get in her pants by being all white knight about this. As a vast generalisation based on experience girls who get swept up by douches do so because it targets certain psychologocal buttons in thier particular mental make up (there is the equivelent with some men too of course)....and this spells trouble for those lads they like to keep on the periphery of the friend zone. At best you'll 'save' her and she'll then go out with another douche or someone who is otherwise NOT YOU. Hard pill to swallow bud but like Dillon sagely said, stop turning it into a game with rules and just leave this well behind and find someone who actually likes you. A girl knows pretty quick if she like you as do we all no? So if it hasn't happened it aint gonna and there isn't a magic set of actions you can take to make her do so. Don't force what isn't there. If you want her to fancy you then do exactly what he does, in the way he does it, and copy all the patterns of his behaviour. If you do this though you become a douche. This is not a good thing.

So has anyone purchased that guitar yet? I wanna see at least one happy resolution to this thread.

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:49 pm

I'll buy it if it means we can keep talking about my problems in the knowledge section.

pumpkin · Post by **pumpkin** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:59 pm

Dillon wrote:
nwordjim wrote:So what do you do? Become his best friend, learn how he does what he does and go out and get your own.

So you can either whine about it and hate, or learn and get your head right. After all, they are just girls. Girls are everywhere sir, everywhere.
Screw that, mang. That guy looks like a giant d-bag. There's no way I'd stoop to that level. And I disagree that the girls are always willing. However, that last bit is definitely true. If I were you, Will, I'd just try and forget about these girls and find someone who appreciates you.

Anyway back on topic. That tele is hot. Do it.

I'm not gonna get all deep in this, but that dbag (who you don't know) is getting lots of low milage vagina.... My point is he's getting more tail than the dog catcher so he's doing something right, and more importantly doing something Will isn't.

I'm not saying emulate him completely, don't pull a Mr. Ripley, just find out what he's doing right and do it in your own way.

pumpkin · Post by **pumpkin** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:03 pm

Will wrote:
Dillon wrote:And I disagree that the girls are always willing.
They're not. Everything I've heard is that, when he's alone with them, he's disturbingly sexually aggressive.

Rescue mission?

You call it disturbing. Your mates, who aren't scoring either, call it disturbing. The only thing disturbing about it is you're not getting in there. If he was disturbing they'd be nowhere near him... they'd be telling their friends "hey this guy is a perv". They like it and are going back for more. You're putting women on a pedestal young man.

I spent years trying to be the nice guy.

"rescuing" girls is another way of saying you're cock blocking. One thing is for certain you're not meeting any girls while you're complaining about this guy to us. Now get off the internet and go talk to some girls.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:35 pm

Will wrote:I'll buy it if it means we can keep talking about my problems in the knowledge section.

Double dare ya

but do an demo yo

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:48 pm

nwordjim wrote:If he was disturbing they'd be nowhere near him... they'd be telling their friends "hey this guy is a perv"

Where did you think I heard it from? Girls who wised up.

pumpkin · Post by **pumpkin** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:56 pm

Will wrote:
nwordjim wrote:If he was disturbing they'd be nowhere near him... they'd be telling their friends "hey this guy is a perv"
Where did you think I heard it from? Girls who wised up.

Hmmm I don't know... Did he dump them?

also to reidderate

"rescuing" girls is another way of saying you're cock blocking. One thing is for certain you're not meeting any girls while you're complaining about this guy to us. Now get off the internet and go talk to some girls.

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:54 pm

nwordjim wrote:Hmmm I don't know... Did he dump them?

This is precisely what he does:
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OVER IT. Gonna find my own chicks.