Oh wow.hugh wrote:Hypothetical question:
You get to brutally massacre all of the members of either Coldplay or U2 without repercussions.
What do you do?
Kill Coldplay. U2 surely can't have as long left as Chris Martin has to write pissypant shite.
Actually, why do we even refer to Coldplay as a band anymore? Does anybody even know any of the other members? The individual members of U2 are more recognisable than any of the other members of Coldplay besides bedwetter Martin.
Seriously though, Coldplay are the new U2. Twenty years from now, somebody born in 2008 like me will say "Fuck me, I wish that boring Coldplay shite would just break up and stop making poor records" and some much older guy from my generation will say "Ah well young laddy, thar Coldplay did write some good albums in thar prime, y'know. Thar debut albums and early stuff is much betta than this recent mush!" so that young guy will go and find the original Coldplay albums we're all familiar with and come to the same conclusion as I did when I was given equally false information about U2; their earlier stuff is still shite.
Fuck the shit off with your Coldplay bollocks. I get more aural excitement from the cracking I get in my back when I move after being sat in the same position for too long.