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Oh God, my eyes!

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I've seen some ugly things in my time but this about takes the cake, all the biscuits and at least half of the pie.

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So the natural next question is, can anyone beat this for sheer vomitousness?

Edit: My bad, I should have credited the original thread at TalkBass. bad form there.
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Post by ohyeahfuzzbear »

This old classic:

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Looks like something that DDDave would do.
Awful.
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I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
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Post by ekwatts »

Apart from the studs on the body, that bass would be awesome.
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I dunno, maybe a load of sequins around the edge of the pickguard and i'd like it.
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Oh Fran, you big old gay.
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Fran wrote:Looks like something that DDDave would do.
Awful.
Haha, beat me to it.
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benecol wrote:I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
Yup, a nudie suit and a pair of Cuban heels would go nicely with that.
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Post by ohyeahfuzzbear »

stewart wrote:
benecol wrote:I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
Yup, a nudie suit and a pair of Cuban heels would go nicely with that.
I'm thinking:

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Ooh, that's a nice one.
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Post by ohyeahfuzzbear »

You bet your ass it is! I spent a whole FIVE minutes on google images looking for that.
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Post by damienblair17 »

"beadazzled" or not, I'm all for that bass' pickup configuration.
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NEEDS GREEN PEARL
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man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
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serfx wrote:NEEDS GREEN PEARL

man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
Beat me to it! i still think this is the coolest looking guitar ever. Is it still in shortscale?
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serfx wrote:man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
ST JIMMY SELF BAN LULZ
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
serfx wrote:man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
ST JIMMY SELF BAN LULZ
i recall that jimmy sold frank..
i should send him a fb message
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wot a jerk.
dots wrote:fuck that guy in his bunkhole.
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Post by ultratwin »

If those were cubic zirconium chunks on the top and the context was "my teen daughter's first bass", the only thing upsetting would be desecration of a vintage piece.
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Post by Vis »

Apparently it was found by someone looking at "Employee, salesman and sample" basses from Fender (They didn't give the source unfortunately) so I guess they haven't actually disfigured a classic production instrument, which is more I can say for that green guard on the...with the...arghh... WTF?