Fuck you Gibson, fuck you

pumpkin · Post by **pumpkin** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:44 pm

Okay, this is the last fucking straw.

http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electri ... -Paul.aspx

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:48 pm

Gibson: Eroding your faith in humanity since the mid 1990's.

JJLipton · Post by **JJLipton** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:57 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i thought that idiot played a prs

aen · Post by **aen** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:02 pm

he did. Until Gibson made him a guitar, and a bunch of money, Im sure.
Fuck that guy. King douche.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:18 pm

Pffft, yeah like bj armstrong. This was my point about people suggesting Johnny Marr has'nt played a Jaguar long enough to justify a sig model. If so then WTF is all this about, yet again.

Billy3000 · Post by **Billy3000** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:21 pm

A couple weeks back I got an email that they were having a contest to name that guitar. My submission was "The Chode".

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:26 pm

Honnestly, this is just an LP Studio with an ugly top and a piezo bridge.
Nothing that shocking about the guitar itself other than it's vomitesque looks.
What offends me about this is how Gibson justifies this sig model on account of him being the "Most versatile artist in rock".

That claim, even with allowances from the filthiest perversions of thought, doesn't even remotely come close to truth.

hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:29 pm

A Do-It-All Les Paul from the Most Versatile Artist in Rock

The Chad Kroeger "Blackwater" Les Paul

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:34 pm

hotrodperlmutter wrote:
Hey, we're hoping 2 sell U one for WAAAAY too much moneys, lol.

The Chad Kroeger "Blackwater" Les Paul

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:38 pm

Does anybody actually want to be or sound like Chad Kroeger

I thought Nickelback were one of them bands that made music for non-musicians

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:39 pm

Fran wrote: I thought Nickelback were one of them bands that made music for people who hate music... and themselves

stewart · Post by **stewart** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:40 pm

the guy's responsible for some of the worst music ever penned. have i woken up in an alternate universe? is the real me sitting being fanned by naked blue women with three tits somewhere in orbit of alpha centauri?

fuck sake.

George · Post by **George** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:47 pm

Hahaha versatile

stewart · Post by **stewart** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:48 pm

hotrodperlmutter wrote:The Chad Kroeger "Rusty Toiletwater" Les Paul

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:52 pm

The Gibson Guitars

Going from:

to:

In 50 years, flat...

taylornutt · Post by **taylornutt** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:14 pm

JJLipton wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i thought that idiot played a prs

Every time I have ever seen Kroeger he has had a PRS in is hand. That is definitely selling out.

PRS is way better quality than Gibson these days anyway. That is why Gibson sued PRS and LOST!

broncobuster80 · Post by **broncobuster80** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:15 pm

maybe I wont get the hot end of the stick this time.... that guy does not deserve a signature model! Where the FUCK is the Neil Young LP in pisswater yellow?

thickarms · Post by **thickarms** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:17 pm

but guys...he's the most versatile person in rock

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:21 pm

Dog bites man.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:21 pm

The cold dead eyes of a shark.

Chad Kroeger: The Most Versatile Artist In Rock. There's 4 things wrong with that statement.