Fuck you Gibson, fuck you

taylornutt · Post by **taylornutt** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:23 pm

I lifted this off the LesPaul forum:

What's next?

The Justin bieber signature 93' Lp V.O.S. ?

Made me laugh anyway.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:28 pm

All things considered and sadly enough, this is not quite as bad as the Gibson Jimi Hendrix Strat.

moore65 · Post by **moore65** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:18 pm

He's as versatile as any other crappy musician. Why can't Darby Crash get a signature line of mics? At least he was interesting to watch.

Addam · Post by **Addam** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:29 pm

Surely he is the third most versatile person in rock, just afterRick Parfit and Francis Rossi?

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:33 pm

the comments are pretty fun to read

taylornutt · Post by **taylornutt** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:10 pm

Soon to be joined by: Justin Bieber Signature Les Paul ("Most versatile artist that no one over the age of 10 cares about)

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:12 pm

somewhere in the depths of the internet there is a pederast desperately photoshopping a few of those.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:17 pm

gaybear wrote:the comments are pretty fun to read

Des wrote: Rating 1/10
I play a Fender Mustang in my basement. My signature LP will be available for the holidays. MSRP $14,094 VOS or $21,987 with basement-correct pet stains.

SpaceFace · Post by **SpaceFace** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:39 pm

Billy3000 wrote:A couple weeks back I got an email that they were having a contest to name that guitar. My submission was "The Chode".

hahahahaha that comment made my day. my chest hurts from laughing so hard.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:43 pm

Speaking of les pauls and teh biebers, a search for bieber les paul retrieved this:

Paul Gilbert lols.

SKC Willie · Post by **SKC Willie** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:47 pm

If you were to create a list of people who don't deserve a signature guitar . . .

He surely would be the top. Bravo gibson.

stewart · Post by **stewart** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:29 pm

A slight aside, but the first time I've ever heard Justin Bieber was today when jcyphe posted that bid, and the first time I've seen him is in those photos above. Is this typical?

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:36 pm

I only know of him from shortscale as well.

hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:40 pm

justin bieber and spaghetti cat
flying in a helium balloon
solving mysteries everywhere
make way for adventure they will be here soon

first time i heard of him was on jimmy kimmel where they brought some 3 year old girl on the show who literally cried all day because she couldn't listen to justin beber at bedtime or something like that, a youtube viral vid of some sort.

first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam. and the second (and final) time was when i listened to a song of his featuring ludacris.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:41 pm

hotrodperlmutter wrote: first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam.

that is fully awesome.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:43 pm

hotrodperlmutter wrote:first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam.

Yeah same here.
The first time I heard his music proper was in that funny vid Jcyphe posted with the dancing dad.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:16 pm

Nick wrote:Speaking of les pauls and teh biebers, a search for bieber les paul retrieved this:

Paul Gilbert lols.

Haha. Paul Gilbert is awesome.

Justyn · Post by **Justyn** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:32 pm

Paul Gilbert is easily one of the coolest guitarists ever.

The Fireman ain't shabby either.

vic108 · Post by **vic108** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:32 pm

Gibson is ONLY in it for the money = go figure.
The early '70 saw the Norlin years at Gibson and I thought nothing could be worse.
Today, sad to say, makes the '70's look like the GOLDEN YEARS...

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:50 pm

I'd take a Chad-flavored backwater LP any day....

...But only if it came in Holstein Splotch finish and could keep my cereal crunchy.