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*update March 28*
this joke has been added http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/HatchbackDevastation

Another couple should be coming in the next few days!

*original post*
What's up guys, been a while since I've posted any of my stand-up offerings. One of my new bits is on Rooftopcomedy.com's front page as this weekend's "Top 8". Its one of my new faves. Direct link to the hilarity is
HERE *

*(the punch line is prob not suitable for work)
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classy!

well i laughed at any rate
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sweet
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look who's raping now!


hey matt, you have any albums?
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gaybear wrote: hey matt, you have any albums?
I'm in the process of writing material for one. I'm confident by the end of this year I'll have enough material to record something I'll be proud of.
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awesome, i look forward to it
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Awesome stuff! The jazz hands really sell that punch line.
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avj wrote:Awesome stuff! The jazz hands really sell that punch line.
I'm so glad someone noticed / liked the jazz hands! I have a joke about jazz hands that precedes this one, so that's why I'm doing it.
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MaMo wrote:
avj wrote:Awesome stuff! The jazz hands really sell that punch line.
I'm so glad someone noticed / liked the jazz hands! I have a joke about jazz hands that precedes this one, so that's why I'm doing it.
Damn, I wish the whole set was posted. I rewatched the other clips on Rooftop while I was there, and it'd be awesome to check out a live set of yours -- if I wasn't a couple thousand miles away. There's only one decent comedy venue in the Metro Detroit area, and that's Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle. If for some reason you find yourself forced out this way at knifepoint, I'm in. I just followed you on Twitter to keep abreast of other happenings. Nice work!
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More new jokes!

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/HatchbackDevastation

should have another couple on the way!
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I too would like to hear a full set, I listened to the lot on that website though and it's funny stuff.