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Is it ethical to use photos of your hot GF to sell your guitar? I prefer this method. Get Uncle George to hold it like a smelly murder weapon. Be sure to rock the salmon shirt and church pants.

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Is that a Gibson J40? My mother-in-law has one of those. I keep trying to trick her into giving it to me. So far no luck.
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I think that hot girlfriend photos are non-productive. Most people buying mid to high end gear know their gear and don't get distracted by the hot chick. I don't think it costs you any money to do it, and maybe someone will pay a premium if they think they are buying it from the girl directly.

But the trade off is that you know someone is going to save the photo and "enjoy" it later.
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:lol: that's gross :x
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^ AMAZING
DGNR8 wrote: Get Uncle George to hold it like a smelly murder weapon.
Pfthhahahahahaa
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THAT'S NOT ALL--that coy half smile, those silky cans. What are the specimens behind her? Such atrocities foul the mood of amore.

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I am bringing teh rock!

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gaybear wrote:i love this thread
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the OP still has me chuckling like i just found out that my ex-girlfriends baby was born with hooves.
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Best thread in ages, we gotta keep looking!
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so glad this thread is still alive!
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DGNR8's post is so much worse because they were trying to be sexy. Just... no.
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damienblair17 wrote:DGNR8's post is so much worse because they were trying to be sexy. Just... no.
You're out of your mind. There's nothing in that picture that doesn't merit THE DONG.
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i'd bone her, then i'd smash the guitar over her head and piss on all the fragments.
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theshadowofseattle wrote:
damienblair17 wrote:DGNR8's post is so much worse because they were trying to be sexy. Just... no.
You're out of your mind. There's nothing in that picture that doesn't merit THE DONG.
Whenever I look at the picture I feel like I'm drowning in her sagging cleavage. Also the middle fingernail painted different looks silly.
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sagging? you're barking mad, regardless of how tasteful the photo/overall concept is.
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damienblair17 wrote:
theshadowofseattle wrote:
damienblair17 wrote:DGNR8's post is so much worse because they were trying to be sexy. Just... no.
You're out of your mind. There's nothing in that picture that doesn't merit THE DONG.
Whenever I look at the picture I feel like I'm drowning in her sagging cleavage. Also the middle fingernail painted different looks silly.
She would get it. Boobs don't look saggy at all. You watch too much porn.