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i randomly googled my dad's name, and found this ugly hung of shite

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feel free to lock the thread, i just had to post this haggard buttmouth somewhere
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It makes me want to vomit on my dick
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I don't mind it. Kind of a Jazz Bass made flower shaped or something.
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i kinda like it, though im' not interested in five strings. kinda looks like those rickenbacher tulip looking guitars
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:i googled my dad's name, and found this ugly hung of shite
Your dad's name is "ugly hung of shite"?
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gaybear wrote:i kinda like it, though im' not interested in five strings. kinda looks like those rickenbacher tulip looking guitars
I hate it, even though I'm down with five strings.
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I like the bridge, but little else.
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Joey wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:i googled my dad's name, and found this ugly hung of shite
Your dad's name is "ugly hung of shite"?
Do'h you beat me to it.
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Joey wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:i googled my dad's name, and found this ugly hung of shite
Your dad's name is "ugly hung of shite"?
yes, joey. my dad's name is "ugly hung of shite."

please tell me you never relied on comedy to woo the gents below your mason-dicksin.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
Joey wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:i googled my dad's name, and found this ugly hung of shite
Your dad's name is "ugly hung of shite"?
yes, joey. my dad's name is "ugly hung of shite."

please tell me you never relied on comedy to woo the gents below your mason-dicksin.
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Carvin Jazzers have always been that ugly. And overpriced.
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wow, flesh-colored pup covers.... ew
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mellowlogic wrote:wow, flesh-colored pup covers.... ew
I know, right?? Looks like they're made of Spam or something.
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Post by Rox »

That's actually a pretty nice bass. And Carvins are great guitars . Especially for what they are . Y'all played em before , right ?


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I actually like it.
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gaybear wrote:kinda looks like those rickenbacher tulip looking guitars
yup. don't like those either.
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