Apple iGuit... lol

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:32 am

haha

Ebay lank

This is Not an orinary China made toy!
**Country of Manufacture: Korea

I bid $160. Worth a laugh if I win.

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:41 am

haha, i like how the apple leaf limits fret access

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:45 am

Do an lap tapping?

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:51 am

shudders

DGNR8 · Post by **DGNR8** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:54 am

It would be all white and no fugly headstock. Built in MP3!

Post by **Doog** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:46 am

Isn't that the Noho Mercury headstock??

Has... Aug moved to Korea??

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:24 am

Haha iLol'd.

You have to admit, coming out with that thing and opening a gig with a decaying Apple Mac Chime(run through a Marshall head) through a sick delay would be a a sight to see.

Singer would start screaming (cue McCLusky riffz)

GRANNY SMITH, YOU'RE PIPPIN,
GOLDEN DELICIOUS FUJI TRIPPIN',
JONATHAN'S A NORTHERN SPY
CRITERION STAYMAN IN YOUR EYE!!!11

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA BVWAAAAH.

jamba72 · Post by **jamba72** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:09 am

Id like to have some Apple stompboxes..and one with Jobs on it to stomp..

James · Post by **James** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:43 pm

jcyphe · Post by **jcyphe** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:29 pm

James wrote:

When I opened the thread I thought it was going to be this.

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:39 am

Oh fuck me... I actually won this thing!! hahaha
It'll be good for some laughs, but I didn't think I'd actually win...

Berto · Post by **Berto** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:42 am

do an demo when you get it

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:43 am

Dudez yah. You know it!

jamba72 · Post by **jamba72** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:32 pm

this would be a cool Apple Overdrive stompbox..

Berto · Post by **Berto** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:04 am

jamba72 wrote:this would be a cool Apple Overdrive stompbox..

iDrive

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:44 am

Berto wrote: iDrive

I reckon a Mac Mini would be the perfect donor for that.

damienblair17 · Post by **damienblair17** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:45 am

ultratwin wrote:
Berto wrote: iDrive

I reckon a Mac Mini would be the perfect donor for that.

Maybe an old, thicker ipod? Or maybe an Apple TV?

crumpler · Post by **crumpler** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:47 am

if it sucks as a guitar you can always mount a couple car speakers to it.
take apart one of those iHome iPod radios and reassemble it's guts into the guitar.
Wire up the car speakers and sell the monstrosity as a wall mountable custom iPod/iPhone guitar dock.
Some apple fanboi will bite on CL, fo sho'.

Profit?

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:05 am

I got the guitar earlier this week and have been trying in vain to get the damn thing to tune, but the intonation is shot to shit. The frets are way too big or something. Which is a shame because it actually sounds pretty damn good, but a guitar that can't tune properly is worthless.

ProcessedMeatMan · Post by **ProcessedMeatMan** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:20 pm

So... this thing had some pretty bad intonation issues. It could be fixed with some fret shaving and tweaking, but I'm not that invested. I said fuck it and threw it up on craigslist. I sold it for $300 to a guy who thinks he can fix it. I only bought it for $150. Sweeet,

Here's a pic of what it looked like (since the orig pics are down):