Unfortunately, that does mean I get into the shredder axe category, but I'm finding that not all of them are hideous.
I'm liking a few of the guitars I've found:
Schecter Tempest:

Pros: I love the shape. Inexpensive. Simple controls. I like that. Also I like Schecter in general.
Cons: Can't think of one, honestly.
Charvel Desolation DS-1:

Pros: 24 frets for ultimate widdly widdly. Looks quite sharp.
Cons: 24-frets makes the upper bout look fat. EMGs. A bit pricey, but I suppose I can always sell the EMGs to some shredder in training. I also don't like the 4-knob config.
Malden Karma:

Pros: Looks like a lot of fun. I like the clips I've heard.
Cons: Umm... this model seems to be hard to find, and the Bad Karma, the upgraded version, is way overpriced.
ESP LTD EC-401:

Pros: Good specs. I normally don't like pointy but I like this.
Cons: I still don't like pointy, on principle. A bit pricey. EMGs.
Daisy Rock Rock Candy Special:

Pros: I know I'll like playing it. Built by Schecter. Good hardware.
Cons: It's a bit of an eyesore, and I say that as someone who loves flashy guitars, but this line of DR guitars is a bit much.
Is there anything else along these lines that you can think of ($300-600 range)? Thanks!