Fender Select Series

Talk about all other types of guitars. Jazzmasters and basses go here!

Moderated By: mods

User avatar
othomas2
.
.
Posts: 4026
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:35 pm
Location: London

Fender Select Series

Post by othomas2 »

User avatar
Thom
lamp
Posts: 6999
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:23 am
Location: Exeter, UK

Post by Thom »

User avatar
Nick
Y'SEE!?
Posts: 9526
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:13 am
Location: Albany, NY

Post by Nick »

I guess this thread is about the guitars. The other was about the advertisement. We did this before with the J. Mascis Squier, remember?
User avatar
endsjustifymeans
Grown Up Punk
Posts: 19442
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:02 pm
Location: Ball So Hard University

Post by endsjustifymeans »

neat. Strats for douchebags.
dots wrote:society is crumbling because of asshoels like ends
brainfur wrote:I'm having difficulty reconciling my desire to smash the state & kill all white people with my desire for a new telecaster
User avatar
Nick
Y'SEE!?
Posts: 9526
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:13 am
Location: Albany, NY

Post by Nick »

Um, douchebags have been playing strats for quite a while now.
Image
Image
User avatar
endsjustifymeans
Grown Up Punk
Posts: 19442
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:02 pm
Location: Ball So Hard University

Post by endsjustifymeans »

Yes, but non-douchbags could play those same instruments. These are specifically designed for douchebags.
dots wrote:society is crumbling because of asshoels like ends
brainfur wrote:I'm having difficulty reconciling my desire to smash the state & kill all white people with my desire for a new telecaster
User avatar
damienblair17
.
.
Posts: 1069
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:31 pm
Location: San Francisco
Contact:

Post by damienblair17 »

Image

douchy picture is douchy
Doog wrote:The perfect marriage of Teh Kurdtz and Teh Durstz.
RUN AMOK!

KESSEL RUN!
User avatar
Pens
less dickface
Posts: 13982
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm
Location: South St. Louis

Post by Pens »

The only thing I'm going to say is that Violin Burst (WTF?) is pretty.
euan wrote: I'm running in monoscope right now. I can't read multiple dimensions of meta right now
User avatar
honeyiscool
.
.
Posts: 2072
Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:36 pm
Location: San Diego, California

Post by honeyiscool »

Some people don't want instruments, they want furniture.
Kicking and squealing Gucci little piggy.
User avatar
chemistforhire
.
.
Posts: 223
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:29 pm
Location: New Jersey

Post by chemistforhire »

What is wrong with liking a flashy finish on a guitar? I don't get it. You pay for something if you think it is worth it. Why hate on someone else's opinion. They may have different taste, but that does not make them douchebags.
User avatar
wwrrss
COCKDESTROYER
Posts: 2268
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:15 am
Location: Liverpool
Contact:

Post by wwrrss »

chemistforhire wrote: They may have different taste, but that does not make them douchebags.
Of course it does!
User avatar
DanHeron
.
.
Posts: 3501
Joined: Sat May 24, 2008 7:48 pm
Location: Manchester, UK
Contact:

Post by DanHeron »

Awful looking instruments. Those finishes just don't work on Fender guitars.
User avatar
SKC Willie
Bunk Ass Fuck
Posts: 3465
Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:46 pm
Location: Columbia, MO
Contact:

Post by SKC Willie »

so, they're trying to make those crappy foto-flame guitars all over again? but they're just marketing them as "premium" or "select".


I can't imagine this is going to work.
twitter.com/skcwillie

follow me . . . . you won't
User avatar
othomas2
.
.
Posts: 4026
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:35 pm
Location: London

Post by othomas2 »

On a separate note, I think you guys will like the rest of the new Fenders that are on the way !!

On the way to a dozen or so that I'm sure most here would be happy to own.
User avatar
Billy3000
.
.
Posts: 3033
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:16 am
Location: Atlanta

Post by Billy3000 »

chemistforhire wrote:What is wrong with liking a flashy finish on a guitar? I don't get it. You pay for something if you think it is worth it. Why hate on someone else's opinion. They may have different taste, but that does not make them douchebags.
That's like saying people that wear ed hardy t shirts aren't douchebags, they just have different taste.

People who like douchey things are douchebags. It's pretty simple.
User avatar
chemistforhire
.
.
Posts: 223
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:29 pm
Location: New Jersey

Post by chemistforhire »

Billy3000 wrote:
chemistforhire wrote:What is wrong with liking a flashy finish on a guitar? I don't get it. You pay for something if you think it is worth it. Why hate on someone else's opinion. They may have different taste, but that does not make them douchebags.
That's like saying people that wear ed hardy t shirts aren't douchebags, they just have different taste.

People who like douchey things are douchebags. It's pretty simple.
Who decides what is "douchey"?

It is cool if you don't like the look, feel or price of the guitar. If you feel that way, go on and criticize the guitar. I just don't see why you have to pass judgment on the people who do like the instrument.
User avatar
damienblair17
.
.
Posts: 1069
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:31 pm
Location: San Francisco
Contact:

Post by damienblair17 »

Calling anything "select" kinda implies an air of superiority that can definitely come across as douchy. And come on, look at that picture. That has snob plastered all over it. The guitars may be awesome, but the marketing strategy is just ridiculous.
Doog wrote:The perfect marriage of Teh Kurdtz and Teh Durstz.
RUN AMOK!

KESSEL RUN!
User avatar
ultratwin
The 25.5" subversion
Posts: 6731
Joined: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:47 pm
Location: Seoul

Post by ultratwin »

Fenner might as well could have wrote:You'll be scratching your head looking at the abundance of tiger flames, because all models feature all-new highly Go Figure'dâ„¢ mappelle top veneers.

These superb instrument hardwoods are worthy of displaying in your favorite hallway glass enclosures and hutches...If you and your checkbook feel Select® enough. You darn well know who you are.
User avatar
Pens
less dickface
Posts: 13982
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm
Location: South St. Louis

Post by Pens »

What is this "no-load tone control" they are mentioning?

EDIT: Nevermind, found it.
http://www.guitarelectronics.com/catego ... ring_faqs/
What is a Fender No Load tone control and how does it work?
The Fender No Load Pot is used on some USA Strats, Teles and Fender basses and is wired like a standard tone control. From settings 1-9 it works like a standard tone then clicks in at 10 (full clockwise/ bright setting) and removes the pot and capacitor from the circuit. This eliminates the path to ground that exists with standard pots even in the full treble position. By eliminating the path to ground thru the pot, the only load on the pickup is the volume pot. So if 250K pots are used, the load is reduced from 125K to 250K and if 500K pots are used, the load is reduced from 250K to 500K (high resistance = low load) The reduced load allows more power output from he pickup and reduces the amount of high frequencies that bleed off to ground. This gives a noticeable increase in brightness and output in the full treble setting. The no load pot can be used in place of any standard tone control on any guitar or bass.
euan wrote: I'm running in monoscope right now. I can't read multiple dimensions of meta right now
User avatar
Sloan
Sexy Predator
Posts: 11797
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:02 am
Contact:

Post by Sloan »

Pens wrote:What is this "no-load tone control" they are mentioning?

EDIT: Nevermind, found it.
http://www.guitarelectronics.com/catego ... ring_faqs/
What is a Fender No Load tone control and how does it work?
The Fender No Load Pot is used on some USA Strats, Teles and Fender basses and is wired like a standard tone control. From settings 1-9 it works like a standard tone then clicks in at 10 (full clockwise/ bright setting) and removes the pot and capacitor from the circuit. This eliminates the path to ground that exists with standard pots even in the full treble position. By eliminating the path to ground thru the pot, the only load on the pickup is the volume pot. So if 250K pots are used, the load is reduced from 125K to 250K and if 500K pots are used, the load is reduced from 250K to 500K (high resistance = low load) The reduced load allows more power output from he pickup and reduces the amount of high frequencies that bleed off to ground. This gives a noticeable increase in brightness and output in the full treble setting. The no load pot can be used in place of any standard tone control on any guitar or bass.
you can do this by scraping off some of the carbon shit on your tone/volume pots. i tried it once a long time ago and didn't care for it. it basically bypasses the tone control when it's at full position.