Fender Excelsior - $299

jagsonic · Post by **jagsonic** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:46 pm

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Freddy V-C · Post by **Freddy V-C** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:12 pm

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I died.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:15 pm

HEY MANG I SHOVED SOME CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS WITH A CHOPSTICK. IM LOOKING FOR A SWEET TUBE AMP TO BLAST TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ TROUGH, WHATCHA GOTS?

-XLCEE0RZ

thefullbrain · Post by **thefullbrain** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:22 pm

honeyiscool wrote:
gaybear wrote:haha, people find the weirdest things to hate.
This is the standard response when I complain about Strat jacks on offsets.

They look like utter shit, so it's a fair complaint.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:22 pm

laterallateral wrote:HEY MANG I SHOVED SOME CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS WITH A CHOPSTICK. IM LOOKING FOR A SWEET TUBE AMP TO BLAST TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ TROUGH, WHATCHA GOTS?

"Sir, if I may direct you to our Select individuals room.."

Ankhanu · Post by **Ankhanu** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:11 pm

I really hate Fender's advertising

benecol · Post by **benecol** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:20 pm

Worth reposting since he hit the nail on the head:

louis wrote:Its like the advert-making episode of the apprentice.

A UK version of this ad would have him reply "A shitty 12 watt Gorilla amp that I want Â£120 for".

(Can we also take into account the guitar man's shitty, shitty outfit?).

Post by **Doog** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 pm

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL litl' toob amp.

BoringPostcards · Post by **BoringPostcards** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:30 pm

laterallateral wrote:CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS

TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ

BoringPostcards · Post by **BoringPostcards** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:31 pm

In all seriousness though, this seems to be a cool little amp.

taylornutt · Post by **taylornutt** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:12 pm

jagsonic wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

I like how right before someone came in he played the "may I help you?' riff.

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ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:13 pm

I'm probably going to get this. Super nice.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:01 pm

If someone came in to my shop and said "Tube amp. Harmonica. Whatcha got?" to me, I'd jab my toothpick in his retina.

Rude motherfucker.

Ankhanu · Post by **Ankhanu** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:15 pm

Doog wrote:If someone came in to my shop and said "Tube amp. Harmonica. Whatcha got?" to me, I'd jab my toothpick in his retina.

Rude motherfucker.

That's working a shop in North America for ya. Genuine interactions I've had:
Me: Hi, how ya doin'?
Person: GPS!
Me: Uh, right next to you...

The whole Greeting -> PRODUCT customer introduction/demand is disgustingly common.

sholkham · Post by **sholkham** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:49 pm

Why does he have so many of the same amp in stock?

Post by **dots** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:32 pm

paul_ wrote:Yeah, if you can't make it through a door while holding a 1x12 combo, you need to stop, take a deep breath, swivel 90 degrees to one side and try again. My Marshall 4x12 wheels through with no probs.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:56 pm

sholkham wrote:Why does he have so many of the same amp in stock?

I reckon he's just got a stack of dead customers out back and only one Excelsior.

SGJarrod · Post by **SGJarrod** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:43 pm

Sloan wrote:I honestly think the 15" is dumb. Should have just been a 12" for easy swapability.

agreed, I learned the hard way never buy an amp unless u can find a replacement speaker easily...... on a quick search on MF.com the cheapest 15" that would work was $100....serious cash for a 15" to handle only 15w from the amp

James · Post by **James** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:52 am

- Generic White Man Blues, watcha got?
- Excelsior

mkt3000 · Post by **mkt3000** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:22 am

Doog wrote:I reckon he's just got a stack of dead customers out back and only one Excelsior.