'Twas almost cool from a distance.

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'Twas almost cool from a distance.

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Yeah, I think it's been about 2 years since last poast on the vain subject: I'm dragging out a picture of Ms. Mebarak-Ripoll out again, but only because a hi-res shot from Earth Germany gave me more than second thoughts about the gaudy mess that bordered on cool...in theory.


Conclusion. Rhinestones on pank Mustang may possibly have the neato factor from afar, but does not a champagne sparkle make. Ever*





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boy does that look nice
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FUCKING RUUUULLLEZZZZZ
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Good Shot of the guitar. I wouldn't put rhinestones on my Mustang, but it still looks cool.
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I love that guitar. Yeah it's tacky and kinda ugly but so what. I want the baddest Mustang in the world.
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That would be the perfect entry into the world of shortscale guitars for my little daughter.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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honeyiscool wrote:I love that guitar. Yeah it's tacky and kinda ugly but so what. I want the baddest Mustang in the world.

Here you go. Shakira inspired.
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This is one of those things, if you're Shortscale.org forum poster LeisureClub it's not very cool. If you're pop superstar Shakira its really, really cool.

I'd look really stupid playing that in front of people. It's more than likely far too expensive of a guitar for irony's sake also.
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Leisureclub wrote:This is one of those things, if you're Shortscale.org forum poster LeisureClub it's not very cool. If you're pop superstar Shakira its really, really cool.

I'd look really stupid playing that in front of people. It's more than likely far too expensive of a guitar for irony's sake also.
No one said being awesome did not have a cost.

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Srsly, i'd hit that. The Mustang of course.
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cur wrote:
honeyiscool wrote:I love that guitar. Yeah it's tacky and kinda ugly but so what. I want the baddest Mustang in the world.

Here you go. Shakira inspired.
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That is fucking gross.
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Re: 'Twas almost cool from a distance.

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i wanna puke on it!!
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It's kinda awesome... but seriously, it only works for someone who's a big name act already. Pretty much no one could pull this off on a small stage.
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Ankhanu wrote:It's kinda awesome... but seriously, it only works for someone who's a big name act already. Pretty much no one could pull this off on a small stage.
PSSSHHH people love my HK when I break it out on stage. I get random 40-yr old women telling me how awesome Hello Kitty is after the set.
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cool story, bro. get to the part where you put a number on how many you've finger blasted.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:cool story, bro. get to the part where you put a number on how many you've finger blasted.
Other than zero?

You know that look women get when they want to jump you?

Me neither.
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ah, see. i do know that look.

have you tried not playing hello kitty guitars? i've had really good luck with it.
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Hmm, I think it's highly unlikely that I'd get more girls by leaving those things at home. I'd still be a 120 pound Asian with glasses. Plus the only people who ever compliment my Fenders are dudes, anyway.
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Ankhanu wrote:It's kinda awesome... but seriously, it only works for someone who's a big name act already. Pretty much no one could pull this off on a small stage.
I wish I'd read this post before I spent half the evening bejeweling my Jaguar...