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The original shortscale guitars; Mustangs, Duo-Sonics, Musicmasters, Jaguars, Broncos, Jag-stang, Jagmaster, Super-Sonic, Cyclone, and Toronados.

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benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
us three.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
us three.
right on.

i was looking over some of the mustang threads recently and it seemed the tort hate was unanimous.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
us three.
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My LPB 69RI has a tort guard.
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i love blue n' tort too. but i'm still a n00b and am prepared for my beatdown.
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endsjustifymeans wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:
benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
us three.
4.

My LPB 69RI has a tort guard.
not red tort, mind.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote: us three.
4.

My LPB 69RI has a tort guard.
not red tort, mind.
nay, brown. I think I'd like red tort on it though.
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goodhonk wrote:
hotrodperlmutter wrote:
benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
us three.
right on.

i was looking over some of the mustang threads recently and it seemed the tort hate was unanimous.
I think it's fair to say some of the recent Mustang discussions have been completely ridiculous in every regard.

Welcome!
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Hiwatt Bob wrote:i love blue n' tort too. but i'm still a n00b and am prepared for my beatdown.
One of my first acts as a n00b was my proclamation of the awesomeness of green pearl guards on a black guitar. I'd say you're probably safe.
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avj wrote:
I think it's fair to say some of the recent Mustang discussions have been completely ridiculous in every regard.

Welcome!
thanks for the friendly welcome. this place is much nicer than the other forums i go to. must be the brits are still in bed.
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goodhonk wrote:
avj wrote:
I think it's fair to say some of the recent Mustang discussions have been completely ridiculous in every regard.

Welcome!
thanks for the friendly welcome. this place is much nicer than the other forums i go to. must be the brits are still in bed.
Lol, someone's calling down the salt... ;)
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13 posts in and he's already trollin' the redcoats.
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Hiwatt Bob wrote:13 posts in and he's already trollin' the redcoats.
turncoats is more like it.
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goodhonk wrote: must be the brits are still in bed.
Typical fucking septic not knowing which direction the earth rotates in.
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((front))

We need a Benecol'd emoticon.
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benecol wrote:
goodhonk wrote: must be the brits are still in bed.
Typical fucking septic not knowing which direction the earth rotates in.
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endsjustifymeans wrote:We need a Benecol'd emoticon.
Why don't you make us one, Gepetto?
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benecol wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote:We need a Benecol'd emoticon.
Why don't you make us one, Gepetto?
Because my fingers are currently singed and bloodied twigs... I'm typing with a chopstick held in my mouth.
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benecol wrote:I like blue with tort. But I think it's just us two. Welcome to shortscale.
Daphne Blue with tort looks great. Make that 3.
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Tort is like somebody shit the bed, rolled around in it, woke up, realised it looked like somebody had shit the bed and rolled around in it and that the best way to preserve such a scene would be to take a sample of the soiled bedclothes and compress them between plastic, creating one of the most visually offensive pickguard patterns ever concieved.
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ekwatts wrote:Tort is like somebody shit the bed, rolled around in it, woke up, realised it looked like somebody had shit the bed and rolled around in it and that the best way to preserve such a scene would be to take a sample of the soiled bedclothes and compress them between plastic, creating one of the most visually offensive pickguard patterns ever concieved.
that's 5!
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