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serfx wrote:

Narco Martenot wrote:hey guys... getting tired of ostrich... thinking of switching it up a bit. spiderweb from wd is looking pretty sick.... might go with their dixie gaurd tho.



what do you think?

fucking gold.

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Man up and green pearl that shit.

hahaha,

We need to keep pushing stuff like this. We're taking internet arguements to new places. Stuff like politics and death sentences and gun control and planes on treadmills is old hat. We need to push the bounds of what we can argue about.

OH, I call dibs on Black Paisley guitar. I've been planning something for ages, and will hopefully have money by the end of the year to get it started. I don't want anyone else stealing my black paisly thunder. Bastards.

Black Paisly is next years Green Pearloid.

BacchusPaul wrote: OH, I call dibs on Black Paisley guitar. I've been planning something for ages, and will hopefully have money by the end of the year to get it started. I don't want anyone else stealing my black paisly thunder. Bastards.

DEW IT WITH BLACK MATTE STRYPES!

gaybear wrote:

BacchusPaul wrote: OH, I call dibs on Black Paisley guitar. I've been planning something for ages, and will hopefully have money by the end of the year to get it started. I don't want anyone else stealing my black paisly thunder. Bastards.

DEW IT WITH BLACK MATTE STRYPES!

I fully intend to. No-one on here will like it.

I call dibs on pickguards with fictive motorsport events logos on them. Like "Pan Australian Motorcycle Death Rally" with random stitching and rivets all over. That shit is the green pearloid of 2020.

BacchusPaul wrote:hahaha,

We need to keep pushing stuff like this. We're taking internet arguements to new places. Stuff like politics and death sentences and gun control and planes on treadmills is old hat. We need to push the bounds of what we can argue about.

OH, I call dibs on Black Paisley guitar. I've been planning something for ages, and will hopefully have money by the end of the year to get it started. I don't want anyone else stealing my black paisly thunder. Bastards.

i want a black paisely guitar too, but i haven't really got a guitar black paisely would go well on... yet.

time for some telecaster photoshops. buying a telecaster and making it my black paisely guitar, two birds one stone.

You bastard.

BacchusPaul wrote:You bastard.

the race is on!

don't worry, i'll probably be forty before i finally buy a telecaster.

sorry for taking this even more off topic but:



i don't know whether i absolutely love or it or really hate it. i think i'd have to buy a classic vibe and put a black paisely guard on it to actually find out.

hmmm, don't think it works on account of the maple neck. If it were darker, then maybe.

yeah needs more rosewood.

i did a 'shop of a tele deluxe too but i think the guard is too big to have paisely on it, bit overpowering.

It definitely loses the goth factor on a white guitar... I like it. Darker fretboard would make a huge difference.

Right, I'm definitely doing this:

Black mahogony Jagmaster (25.5" scale) routed for two humbuckers (not swinning pool route)
Left handed strat neck (reverse headstock)
Floyd Rose (probably chrome)
Black glossy body, with black matte competition stripes (if possible) and matching headstock woth Squier decal, with Jagmaster in silver (dunno where this is coming from)
Two Bare Knuckle Pickups War Pigs humbuckers
Black paisley pickguard
Jaguar control plates, with:
concentric pots, so 2 x volume and 2 x tone
lower plate: coil tap neck.......... phase................coil tap body
Upper plate: three toggle switches, one three way (pickup selector) and two miniature (series/parallel ......... EMG PA-2 (25db boost, controllable by a trim pot inside the guitar)

Dunno how possible it is to wire this all up together, but I want to try.

BacchusPaul wrote:Right, I'm definitely doing this:

Black mahogony Jagmaster (25.5" scale) routed for two humbuckers (not swinning pool route)
Left handed strat neck (reverse headstock)
Floyd Rose (probably chrome)
Black glossy body, with black matte competition stripes (if possible) and matching headstock woth Squier decal, with Jagmaster in silver (dunno where this is coming from)
Two Bare Knuckle Pickups War Pigs humbuckers
Black paisley pickguard
Jaguar control plates, with:
concentric pots, so 2 x volume and 2 x tone
lower plate: coil tap neck.......... phase/coil........... tap body
Upper plate: three toggle switches, one three way (pickup selector) and two miniature (series/parallel ......... EMG PA-2 (25db boost, controllable by a trim pot inside the guitar)

Dunno how possible it is to wire this all up together, but I want to try.

I'm gonna wait for you to finish it. Then I'm gonna steal it.

Ask Stewart, I'm a sneaky git.

BacchusPaul wrote:Right, I'm definitely doing this:

Black mahogony Jagmaster (25.5" scale) routed for two humbuckers (not swinning pool route)
Left handed strat neck (reverse headstock)
Floyd Rose (probably chrome)
Black glossy body, with black matte competition stripes (if possible) and matching headstock woth Squier decal, with Jagmaster in silver (dunno where this is coming from)
Two Bare Knuckle Pickups War Pigs humbuckers
Black paisley pickguard
Jaguar control plates, with:
concentric pots, so 2 x volume and 2 x tone
lower plate: coil tap neck.......... phase................coil tap body
Upper plate: three toggle switches, one three way (pickup selector) and two miniature (series/parallel ......... EMG PA-2 (25db boost, controllable by a trim pot inside the guitar)

Dunno how possible it is to wire this all up together, but I want to try.

christ. you're gonne need about twenty foot of wire.

i think paisely needs a black body to work properly.

just put a flap of ostrich ball sack on it, per color theory

my girlfriend likes the green pearl with darker stripes. and she's never been wrong.


*not sleeping on the couch tonight.

Well thats the vote I was waiting for!

Consider it done.

gaybear wrote:just put a flap of ostrich ball sack on it, per color theory

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.