ShortScale.org

yea that strat looks like pissssssss

do this





get a white pickguard, scuff it up, whipe mud all over it, wash the mud off


buy a dog, get it to shit on the floor (not hard)

and then bury your knobs and covers in the shit.

when done you have a decent looking red strat

or just throw out the strat and get rob to build you a tele and make this fucking awesome looking thing

i could do that, but ive already got everything i need for this project.
ill just fuckin use a black guard.

lol, I'm currently making one of these. Hadn't seen one in red before, you might've just fucked my savings account right off.