ShortScale.org

I lifted this off the LesPaul forum:

What's next?

The Justin bieber signature 93' Lp V.O.S. ?

Made me laugh anyway.

All things considered and sadly enough, this is not quite as bad as the Gibson Jimi Hendrix Strat.

He's as versatile as any other crappy musician. Why can't Darby Crash get a signature line of mics? At least he was interesting to watch.

Surely he is the third most versatile person in rock, just afterRick Parfit and Francis Rossi?

the comments are pretty fun to read

Soon to be joined by: Justin Bieber Signature Les Paul ("Most versatile artist that no one over the age of 10 cares about)

somewhere in the depths of the internet there is a pederast desperately photoshopping a few of those.

gaybear wrote:the comments are pretty fun to read

Des wrote: Rating 1/10
I play a Fender Mustang in my basement. My signature LP will be available for the holidays. MSRP $14,094 VOS or $21,987 with basement-correct pet stains.

Billy3000 wrote:A couple weeks back I got an email that they were having a contest to name that guitar. My submission was "The Chode".

hahahahaha that comment made my day. my chest hurts from laughing so hard.

Speaking of les pauls and teh biebers, a search for bieber les paul retrieved this:



Paul Gilbert lols.

If you were to create a list of people who don't deserve a signature guitar . . .


He surely would be the top. Bravo gibson.

A slight aside, but the first time I've ever heard Justin Bieber was today when jcyphe posted that bid, and the first time I've seen him is in those photos above. Is this typical?

I only know of him from shortscale as well.

justin bieber and spaghetti cat
flying in a helium balloon
solving mysteries everywhere
make way for adventure they will be here soon

first time i heard of him was on jimmy kimmel where they brought some 3 year old girl on the show who literally cried all day because she couldn't listen to justin beber at bedtime or something like that, a youtube viral vid of some sort.

first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam. and the second (and final) time was when i listened to a song of his featuring ludacris.

hotrodperlmutter wrote: first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam.

that is fully awesome.

hotrodperlmutter wrote:first time i heard him was that 800x slowed sigur ros jam.

Yeah same here.
The first time I heard his music proper was in that funny vid Jcyphe posted with the dancing dad.

Nick wrote:Speaking of les pauls and teh biebers, a search for bieber les paul retrieved this:



Paul Gilbert lols.

Haha. Paul Gilbert is awesome.

Paul Gilbert is easily one of the coolest guitarists ever.

The Fireman ain't shabby either.

Gibson is ONLY in it for the money = go figure.
The early '70 saw the Norlin years at Gibson and I thought nothing could be worse.
Today, sad to say, makes the '70's look like the GOLDEN YEARS...

I'd take a Chad-flavored backwater LP any day....















































































































...But only if it came in Holstein Splotch finish and could keep my cereal crunchy.