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Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:53 pm**

It's less tacky when there's no sag.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:10 am**

This auction is almost NSFW.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:32 am**

Haha, my girlfriend lives in that seller's town. It's so trashy.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:49 am**

holy crap, i'm surprised he didn't just go ahead and put the guitar IN her butt

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:18 am**

I hope the seller pays for a good cleaning before shipping.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:17 am**

She looks about 13

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:50 pm**

gaybear wrote:holy crap, i'm surprised he didn't just go ahead and put the guitar IN her butt

hahahaahha

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:16 pm**

Wow, sexy fail.

Check it out, she's got a guitar neck across her buttcrack.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:41 pm**

Dave wrote:She looks about 13

mmmmmmm

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:46 pm**

gaybear wrote:holy crap, i'm surprised he didn't just go ahead and put the guitar IN her butt

and that's where we get the term "buttrock" from

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:57 pm**

pumpkin wrote:
gaybear wrote:holy crap, i'm surprised he didn't just go ahead and put the guitar IN her butt
and that's where we get the term "buttrock" from

Neck radius fail.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:22 pm**

in the "Questions and answers about this item" I just want to ask mean shit like "will you remove the filth of your skank from the guitar before shipping" but I'm to much of a pussy.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:11 pm**

pumpkin wrote:
gaybear wrote:holy crap, i'm surprised he didn't just go ahead and put the guitar IN her butt
and that's where we get the term "buttrock" from

:DDD

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:27 pm**

MOTHERLODE. Lode, not load. Many of his auctions use this NSFW approach.

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Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:03 am**

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:02 pm**

This one's a Coronado! I don't know why it's not posting the image properly.

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:03 pm**

DGNR8 wrote:This one's a Coronado! I don't know why it's not posting the image properly.

He must be cock blocking you.

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:40 pm**

my favorite thread ever

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:59 pm**

Not even guitar related, which makes it worse somehow

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Battery-Canon ... 3f07ad42a8

Sexy camera Batteries get you the sex!

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:49 pm**

Oh dear. This is awkward.

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