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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:46 pm
by jagsonic
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:12 pm
by Freddy V-C
jagsonic wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
I died.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:15 pm
by laterallateral
HEY MANG I SHOVED SOME CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS WITH A CHOPSTICK. IM LOOKING FOR A SWEET TUBE AMP TO BLAST TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ TROUGH, WHATCHA GOTS?


-XLCEE0RZ

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:22 pm
by thefullbrain
honeyiscool wrote:
gaybear wrote:haha, people find the weirdest things to hate.
This is the standard response when I complain about Strat jacks on offsets.
They look like utter shit, so it's a fair complaint.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:22 pm
by Doog
laterallateral wrote:HEY MANG I SHOVED SOME CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS WITH A CHOPSTICK. IM LOOKING FOR A SWEET TUBE AMP TO BLAST TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ TROUGH, WHATCHA GOTS?


"Sir, if I may direct you to our Select individuals room.."

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:11 pm
by Ankhanu
I really hate Fender's advertising :P

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:20 pm
by benecol
Worth reposting since he hit the nail on the head:
louis wrote:Its like the advert-making episode of the apprentice.
A UK version of this ad would have him reply "A shitty 12 watt Gorilla amp that I want £120 for".

(Can we also take into account the guitar man's shitty, shitty outfit?).

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 pm
by Doog
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL litl' toob amp.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:30 pm
by BoringPostcards
laterallateral wrote:CONTACT MICS UP MY ASS







TOTALLY GNARLS COLORECTAL TOANZ

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:31 pm
by BoringPostcards
In all seriousness though, this seems to be a cool little amp.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:12 pm
by taylornutt
jagsonic wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
I like how right before someone came in he played the "may I help you?' riff.

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:13 pm
by ekwatts
I'm probably going to get this. Super nice.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:01 pm
by Doog
If someone came in to my shop and said "Tube amp. Harmonica. Whatcha got?" to me, I'd jab my toothpick in his retina.

Rude motherfucker.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:15 pm
by Ankhanu
Doog wrote:If someone came in to my shop and said "Tube amp. Harmonica. Whatcha got?" to me, I'd jab my toothpick in his retina.

Rude motherfucker.
That's working a shop in North America for ya. Genuine interactions I've had:
Me: Hi, how ya doin'?
Person: GPS!
Me: Uh, right next to you...

The whole Greeting -> PRODUCT customer introduction/demand is disgustingly common.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:49 pm
by sholkham
Why does he have so many of the same amp in stock?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:32 pm
by dots
paul_ wrote:Yeah, if you can't make it through a door while holding a 1x12 combo, you need to stop, take a deep breath, swivel 90 degrees to one side and try again. My Marshall 4x12 wheels through with no probs.
8)

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:56 pm
by Doog
sholkham wrote:Why does he have so many of the same amp in stock?
I reckon he's just got a stack of dead customers out back and only one Excelsior.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:43 pm
by SGJarrod
Sloan wrote:I honestly think the 15" is dumb. Should have just been a 12" for easy swapability.
agreed, I learned the hard way never buy an amp unless u can find a replacement speaker easily...... on a quick search on MF.com the cheapest 15" that would work was $100....serious cash for a 15" to handle only 15w from the amp

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:52 am
by James
- Generic White Man Blues, watcha got?
- Excelsior

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:22 am
by mkt3000
Doog wrote:I reckon he's just got a stack of dead customers out back and only one Excelsior.