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Hurb wrote:

othomas2 wrote:They not just your regular kluson style machineheads with placca tips ?

Hurb wrote:Squire is so full of win we these things!

SQUIER !!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

n00b

(Might actually get a Mustang, despite it being basswood).

!!!!!!!

Then you can put your Mastery on it, you ponce!

I don't mind Mustang bridges on Mustangs, silly.

Also wanting to put the money down on a white mustang. Peacock tort and all.

George wrote:That jag looks fantastic. The grain of the body is really interesting. Let us know how you get on with it when it's set up!

Set it up, oiled the fretboard and I've stuck with the stock strings for now, as I've got no rattles.

What a guitar, I think everyone else has covered it, but another glowing recommendation. There's a few rough patches, but for the price it's unreal. Believe the hype!

ekwatts wrote:I don't mind shite tort because it's tort and tort is shite so it makes absolutely no difference to me as I'd be taking the tort off anyway whether it was "shite" tort or "not-shite" (still shite) tort.

YES! Every bit of tort I look at I think "that's shite tort, that is," then I find out it's good tort, and I get confused. It's all shite. Fucking look at it.

George wrote:Also wanting to put the money down on a white mustang. Peacock tort and all.

+1

Fran wrote:

Hurb wrote:

othomas2 wrote:They not just your regular kluson style machineheads with placca tips ?
SQUIER !!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

n00b

SO WE WENT TO THE X AND I BROUGHT MY AVRI JAGUAR TO A/B THESE FUCKING THINGS.



THE PICKGUARD IS SHIT
THE PAINT IS AWESOME
THE ROLLEYS ARE WAY TO FUCKING LOW, LIKE ALMOST UNDER THE PICKGUARD ON THE SONIC BLUE ONE
THE ROLLEYS ARE JUST RIGHT ON THE CAR ONE.
ITS PROBABLY A POUND LIGHTER THAN MY JAGUAR
STILL HEAVIER MANY OF THE OTHER GUITARS IN THE SHOP.
SO LIKE ITS NOT MADE OF FUCKING CARDBOARD!
TUNARZ ARE SWEET
TINT IS VINTAGE CORRECT TO 1999
I DIDN'T PLUG IT IN BECAUSE I DON'T EVER PLUG THESE THINGS IN.
THE LOW E STRING MADE THE BRIDGE RATTLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON THE SONIC BLUE ONE.
THE LOW E STRING DIDN'T MAKE THE BRIDGE RATTLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON THE CAR ONE.






i think mez is going to buy this exact blue one and make it not suck.
the candy apple red one (that i didn't take any photos of because candy apple red fucking sucks) was in much better fit off the wall.


FUCK THESE STRINGS DUDES !!! GOD!!!

BacchusPaul wrote:

ekwatts wrote:I don't mind shite tort because it's tort and tort is shite so it makes absolutely no difference to me as I'd be taking the tort off anyway whether it was "shite" tort or "not-shite" (still shite) tort.

YES! Every bit of tort I look at I think "that's shite tort, that is," then I find out it's good tort, and I get confused. It's all shite. Fucking look at it.

All tort looks like somebody has shit on a piece of transparent perspex and squashed the shit between another sheet. Except if they did that the shit would presumably go a little bit transparent, allowing you to see things that aren't necessarily shit underneath the shit-perspex, whereas tort is opaque and all you can see is the shit. Thick layers of shit. On a guitar.

A/B'd with a different guitar.

ekwatts wrote:

BacchusPaul wrote:

ekwatts wrote:I don't mind shite tort because it's tort and tort is shite so it makes absolutely no difference to me as I'd be taking the tort off anyway whether it was "shite" tort or "not-shite" (still shite) tort.

YES! Every bit of tort I look at I think "that's shite tort, that is," then I find out it's good tort, and I get confused. It's all shite. Fucking look at it.

All tort looks like somebody has shit on a piece of transparent perspex and squashed the shit between another sheet. Except if they did that the shit would presumably go a little bit transparent, allowing you to see things that aren't necessarily shit underneath the shit-perspex, whereas tort is opaque and all you can see is the shit. Thick layers of shit. On a guitar.

Get a room you two.

othomas2 wrote:A/B'd with a different guitar.

not my fault. when i got there the jaguars were gone

robroe wrote:SO WE WENT TO THE X AND I BROUGHT MY AVRI JAGUAR TO A/B THESE FUCKING THINGS.
THE PICKGUARD IS SHIT
THE PAINT IS AWESOME
THE ROLLEYS ARE WAY TO FUCKING LOW, LIKE ALMOST UNDER THE PICKGUARD ON THE SONIC BLUE ONE
THE ROLLEYS ARE JUST RIGHT ON THE CAR ONE.
ITS PROBABLY A POUND LIGHTER THAN MY JAGUAR
STILL HEAVIER MANY OF THE OTHER GUITARS IN THE SHOP.
SO LIKE ITS NOT MADE OF FUCKING CARDBOARD!
TUNARZ ARE SWEET
TINT IS VINTAGE CORRECT TO 1999
I DIDN'T PLUG IT IN BECAUSE I DON'T EVER PLUG THESE THINGS IN.
THE LOW E STRING MADE THE BRIDGE RATTLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON THE SONIC BLUE ONE.
THE LOW E STRING DIDN'T MAKE THE BRIDGE RATTLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON THE CAR ONE.

Very informative review, surprisingly. All of these guitars are tempting more day by day.

robroe wrote:

othomas2 wrote:A/B'd with a different guitar.

not my fault. when i got there the jaguars were gone

Fair enough

CAR JM is better than no JM to me. It's growing on me.

I hadn't noticed a dry fretboard on the Jag, and no sign of black spots. Mine might be a really good example, as it was supposedly picked up at the Corona plant in June by the owner of a supposedly legendary SF music shop? Dunno, I could just be noobily oblivious.

When I put 11's on the Jag and intonated, the saddles are sitting in almost a straight line, strangely. Freaked me out but sounds perfectly intonated. Tuner agrees.

Neck seems straight on mine, haven't fussed with the truss.

Perhaps I need to do a closer examination, but I'm so enjoying this guitar as is I can't be bothered. The JM is sadly being ignored for the most part. Liking the modern radius as well, was an easy adjustment for me.

So its agreed then The JMJM is the best model from the Squier stable

Fran wrote:So its agreed then The JMJM is the best model from the Squier stable

Completely agreed. Everyone, go out and buy JMJMs

_{So that Mike and I can hoarde the world's supply of Jags}