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It's obviously that the black pickguard makes it look like the control plates are floating around randomly in space. On a lesser note using pickup rings with a pickguard is lame, like something Gibson would have done in the 80s. Lastly I don't like the way a TOM and stop tailpiece jarr with the jaguar curves.
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I'm banning Notrod.
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mezzio13 wrote:I'm banning Notrod.
rolff

took you like 2 days to notice? :D
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jcyphe wrote:I don't know what that Aeon guy is on about. Jazzmasters and Jaguars are probably the most aesthetically pleasing guitars around.
+ eleventy. And it would be unsporting of me to nominate the Frankensonic while it's in the spam thread. If ever there was a guitar that divided opinion...
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The next time (if there is one) that beautiful monstrosity appears in the classifieds it is MINE.
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benecol wrote:
jcyphe wrote:I don't know what that Aeon guy is on about. Jazzmasters and Jaguars are probably the most aesthetically pleasing guitars around.
+ eleventy. And it would be unsporting of me to nominate the Frankensonic while it's in the spam thread. If ever there was a guitar that divided opinion...
My turbulent entry into the world of shortscale.org... :D

It's ugly, I don't deny it. It's a beautiful catastrophe.
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Reece wrote:beautiful monstrosity
endsjustifymeans wrote:beautiful catastrophe
Great minds almost think alike.
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Reece wrote:
Reece wrote:beautiful monstrosity
endsjustifymeans wrote:beautiful catastrophe
Great minds almost think alike.
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uggers
dots wrote:society is crumbling because of asshoels like ends
brainfur wrote:I'm having difficulty reconciling my desire to smash the state & kill all white people with my desire for a new telecaster
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ENDS you just keep posting pictures of your own guitars.
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I have ugly guitars.

I LOVE UGLY GUITARS!
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endsjustifymeans wrote:Image

uggers
ok yeah this one is just ugly.
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lol, well it didn't stay that way for long. That's just what it looked like when I got it.
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Post by Stan Kwervo »

I just saw one of these and remembered how repulsed I am by them

Flame Tops! This one's especially bad with the "dividing line" behind the bridge.
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All flame tops should be finished as such that you cannot see that ugly grain.
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Post by dezb1 »

that's not an ugly Les Paul
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THIS is an UGLY Les paul:
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Post by Stan Kwervo »

MINE EYES!!!

The body's not that bad but that neck has so many types of wrong.
Gibson needs to stop with the maple fretboards, IMO they only look good with rosewood.
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i thought gibson's had ebony fretboards?
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Post by Stan Kwervo »

I'm sure some do, but a majority have rosewood

Exhibit A taken from the SG standard page on Gibson's site :
"The SG Standard also boasts figured acrylic trapezoid inlays along its rosewood fingerboard."
http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electri ... ndard.aspx
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nice. did not know.
dots wrote:fuck that guy in his bunkhole.
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Post by oolu »

endsjustifymeans wrote: Image
Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst place to put a control plate.
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