C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. `D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:50 am
by gaybear
Like herpes, this thread isn't going away.
So, for whatever reason, it always bothers me when Women's teams at colleges are called "Lady-BlahBlahs" or whatever. So, I've decided to refer to Oregon State's men's teams as the Male Beavers.
Walter Bitts busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Gabriel Alan Acock busier than a one lipped man in an ass kissing contest
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:30 pm
by gaybear
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:49 pm
by Pens
gaybear wrote:
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:00 am
by gaybear
I know, right?
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:39 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
wtf is that
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:00 pm
by laterallateral
Fucking hilarious is what that is, son.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:17 pm
by laterallateral
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:24 am
by gaybear
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:23 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
i think i've gotten my arrangement fleshed out. hope to record it on acoustic soon.
anyone else want to do this for a comp?
also, i just found out that Christian Loubotin is actually a high end shoe manufacturer. loo-buh-teen. i was saying "lou-boat-en."
my lyrical arrangement:
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin shoes appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin knockoffs
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
tiffany jewelry
knockoffs appendage
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin uk appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
red bull hats appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test hats
for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
for sale
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:30 pm
by gaybear
it's beautiful already good sir!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:38 pm
by Empires
hotrodperlmutter wrote:
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin shoes appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin knockoffs
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
tiffany jewelry
knockoffs appendage
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin uk appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
red bull hats appendage
being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test hats
for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
for sale
In my head that sounds like the Mars Volta. Needs 5 minute noise wankfest in the middle.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:45 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
ha ha, al. you read my fucking mind. what i've turned it into is more of a frusciante acoustic only type thing, but will probably add in a bunch of garbage around it.
i initially heard the intro to this:
[youtube][/youtube]
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:34 am
by gaybear
Oh man, I finally started my version of ter gatekeeper;reportedly
It is so shitty good.
Reminded my gf of shit eating cunt face, which was a project i started to make the worst music ever.
here's SECF: http://www.myspace.com/shiteatingcuntface/photos
This one will be more epic.
should be up in a couple of days.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:11 am
by gaybear
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:33 am
by gaybear
[youtube][/youtube]
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:02 pm
by gaybear
A couple of red state scientists
well there is 2 types of SCIENTIST, Evolutionist & Creationist...& according to the creation scientist, most dinosuars was washed away during flood of noah,(land dinos) & the flying dinosuars was killed off during the viking era & dark ages. the archeology evidence proves that vikings killed dragons & placed their heads on the end of the ship for show! (snip)...evolution is a load of lies, nothing scientific about evolution. the fossil record is based off assumptions & ideas.
R we really that dumb to believe that this SEA CREATURE is a spurgeon? lol EVOlUTION THEORIST always label a SEA CREATURE or MONSTER as a fish or something...smh bcuz they know if they admit that sea creatures exist it would TOTALLY DESTROY THE (FALSE) EVOLUTION THEORY (big bang) The bible makes it clear that Dinosaurs & sea creatures existed w/ humans. JOB chapter 40 & 41
