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oolu wrote:
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Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst/i] place to put a control plate.


To the haters....

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Someone should make one of these and make it funnay

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oolu wrote:
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Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst place to put a control plate.
I think under the strings would be worse.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:Image
I've seen some old coronets that don't look as horrible as this one. They look better with a tailpiece and one chrome pup in the bridge.
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oolu wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote: Image
Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst place to put a control plate.
that'd be this guy:

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Gavin wrote:
oolu wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote: Image
Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst place to put a control plate.
I think under the strings would be worse.
how about dangling offa 10ft of wire?
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U CAN HANG IT FROM UR NECKLAZ WHILE YOU RIFF
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oolu wrote:
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Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst/i] place to put a control plate.

HOWS ABOUT PUTTING IT IN THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK
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anyone remember daisy rock?they looked shite.all of em.
http://lorinator.feminoise.com/img/daisy_rock.jpg
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matt.dines wrote:anyone remember daisy rock?they looked shite.all of em.
http://lorinator.feminoise.com/img/daisy_rock.jpg
wrong.

Stardust Retro and Rebel Rockit were coooooooooooooool...
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Agreed. This noob knows dick. Daisy Rock have/had some good stuff. I owned a Retro-H for a while, but it was let down by rubbish pickups and dodgy construction. It did LOOK cool though. The menstrual burst on the Stardust Elite always appealed to me for some reason.

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Just because it was a cool electric doesn't mean it will be a cool acoustic guitar.
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Christ is that a Talman acoustic? It's... it's got a wang?!
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Reece wrote:
oolu wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote: Image
Its as if the person who made this was looking for the worst/i] place to put a control plate.

HOWS ABOUT PUTTING IT IN THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK


GREEN GUARD YO how is this not fucking amazing ?!
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matt.dines wrote:anyone remember daisy rock?they looked shite.all of em.
http://lorinator.feminoise.com/img/daisy_rock.jpg
I dunno. I kinda dig the Tomboy ones...

Oh, and those fender acoustics with lipsticks are kinda cool. They DO look cheap as shit, though. I'd like to see something like that, minus the wack preamp shit and in better colour schemes.
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laterallateral wrote:
matt.dines wrote:anyone remember daisy rock?they looked shite.all of em.
http://lorinator.feminoise.com/img/daisy_rock.jpg
I dunno. I kinda dig the Tomboy ones...

Oh, and those fender acoustics with lipsticks are kinda cool. They DO look cheap as shit, though. I'd like to see something like that, minus the wack preamp shit and in better colour schemes.
something about the swoopy pickguard doesn't sit right with me. I like alot of their other stuff though.
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You mean the Tomboys? That's actually precisely what I find to be particularly attractive about them, the swoop-guard.
Pretty much useless as a pickguard, though.
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I always loved the rebel rockits guard. and the fact that it was shaped like a mustang.
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so are we banning this n00b, or what?
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taylornutt wrote:ImageImage

Just because it was a cool electric doesn't mean it will be a cool acoustic guitar.
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Good Gawd those are nasty. Worst guitars ever.
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^^ Good god, that's such an excellent avatar! Every time I come across one of your posts, I have to stare at it for a few seconds and enjoy that little dude's gleefully expectant face. HAHAHAHA!
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